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Grokca
Senior Member
Member # 722

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What ever happened to your separation of church and state?
http://www.sptimes.com/News/112901/Citrus/Mayor_banishes_Satan_.shtml

Apparently this woman believes that God appointed her to be Mayor Of Inglis.

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709

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Well, I'm on a mission from God.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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Well, I wonder what's in your job description then.

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OnToMars
Now on to the making of films!
Member # 621

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quote:
"You're either with God or against him,"

::sigh::

quote:
"We've gone so far in the separation of church and state it's almost like Christians don't have rights anymore."

::sigh::

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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"You're either with God or against him..."

I'm against.

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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Whether or not I'm with or against God depends on which God or version of God we eventually find out really exists.

Didja know Batman kept secret files on how to disable or destroy the other superheroes, if it became necessary?

Where's the Gods and Goddesses file?

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Thor isn't in the DC universe.

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Why is this here?

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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This is what we get for allowing senior citizens to smoke weed.

If I hadn't just started a new job, this would be time for a road trip. It's time the Minions of Darkness fought back! }:I

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Veers
You first
Member # 661

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That article sounds A LOT like an Onion article.

"Satan declined comment on his banning..."

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Meh

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Free ThoughtCrime America
Senior Member
Member # 480

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Batmans secret files weren't that good. The JLA would've beaten Ra's al Ghul somehow.

At work we took a vote and banned Satan. And the easter bunny, and Santa. Oh, and the Pope, because he looks funny in his little hat.

Enforcing it hasn't been a problem, so far. But we're afraid of violating discrimination laws, so if any of them show up, I'm not sure what I'll do.

[ January 29, 2002, 23:42: Message edited by: thoughtcriminal84 ]

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
Member # 53

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"You're either with God or against him..."

Ha. Isn't that similar to what bin Laden said? How about Bush's tirade about being either good or evil or some other such non-existent dichotomy?

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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She's also waiting for Elvis to return....

Elvis ---- Evils

mmmmmm, could it be..... SATAN?????

[Smile]

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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
Member # 709

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Batman even had secret Kryptonite bullets.. in case he needs to drop Supes one day. The ultimate precaution.

And in situations involving Gods, the New Gods could hook him up with a MotherBox, via Mr. Miracle probably. And knowing Scott Free and also Wonder Woman has given him insight into the strencths and weaknesses of the Greek Pantheon and also their cousins from Darkseid's Apokolips and New Genesis.

G'night

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Free ThoughtCrime America
Senior Member
Member # 480

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just because Wizard thinks Batman can take the JLA doesn't mean I have to agree. [Smile]

There is no way Batman could defeat them. Nothing against bats, but jesus...Lex Luthor has surely thought of Kryptonite bullets before. He had a kryptonite ring, for god's sakes...

as far as the New Gods...they haven't been good in years. Kirby's death saw to that.

(all in fun, all in fun) [Smile]

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