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Riker thinks: Maybe if I press two nearly-perfect women together hard enough I could mold them into one completely-perfect woman. Mmmwwwaaahahahaha!
Frakes: "Hi, folks. My name is Jonathan frankes, you probabley know me from such TV appearances as...umm, Star trek. Anyway I'm here with Marina Sirtis and, ahhh, I forgot this other chicks name, but I'm here with both of them to tell you about 10-10-321. yes 10-10-321 is cheap, and you can get all your calls for under a buck..."
Sirtis: "Yes that's right, Commander, I save $2,000,000 in subspace comm relay credits using 10-10-321 on my calls to Betazed alone!"
Yar: "How does 10-10-321 work? Well when you dial it it bypasses the primary and secondary verterium flux field coils in the subspace comm relay network by 120% Likewise this causes a chain cascade reaction in the graviton spinometers which are then engergized by a artificial singularity, thus saving you from a overly expensive credit bill, and it also helps when you're being eaten alive by big black tar-monsters and you really need to make that last phone calls to home.
Frakes: "So dial 10 10 321 today and save!"
------------------ "Truth is cheap, information costs."
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Frakes: There, this should prove that I'm not gay once and for all. Especially to LeVar. Oh, I do hope that I haven't hurt his feelings. I hope he doesn't misinterpret this photo
Sirtis: Er, Jon?
Frakes: Oh, bugger.
------------------ 'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order' -Hank Hill
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Frakes: Sorry Ladies, but Paramount has decided to let one of you go. Starting tomorrow, one of you will die in a giant oil slick. Cheese!
------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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The winner is . Runners-up are The Vorlon, and Tahna Los for revealing his seduction technique. Come on over and let's swap recipes, big boy. . . 8)
Honourable mention to The Excalibur if he explains that blue alien gag.
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