The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Well, now. . . The first proper CapCom (no. 105, BTW) of the new Forums. And we're looking at the cunning use of props this week. I've lost track of where half these came from, although in one or two cases it's quite obvious.
Sure, they're inanimate. They do nothing but eat and reproduce. *thinks* I want to be a Tribble!
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Quark: *to the sexy girl behind the camera* Hey sugar, you looking for a holosweet? Well, why not try the real thing instead? *readjusts his clothing and smiles charmingly* .... What?... what? .... *looks at chittering tribbles in front of him and looks back at the girl* .. Why are you laughing like that?
------------------ Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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Tribble on Quark's head: "Oooh. . . Jesus, what did I drink last night? Ow, my head. . . where the f*** am I, anyway? *looks around* Oh, SH*T!!! That's look like someone's ass! Richard Gere has mistaken me for a gerbil! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Oh, no, wait, it's just a Ferengi's head. Thank Christ for that."
------------------ "I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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Quark: "There's a tribble on my head. It feels nice." *big pause* "WHY WON'T BUFFY JUST SLEEP WITH ME?" *big pause* *Quark looks around at Morn* "What you looking at?"
------------------ "In my defence that bush is actually quite big" -M the F
------------------ "Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned What it is to be in love and have that love returned"
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