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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Here's the second installment of the Star Wars Capcom! This time we feature Episode 5...

The crew finds out exactly who cut one...

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."


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Baloo
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Leia: "Haven't we passed that asteroid before?"

Han: "Oh, fer cryin' out loud, will ya shuddap already? WE AREN"T LOST AND I AM NOT STOPPING TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!"

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[Attempt the second:]

Leia: "What do you mean that was the last rest area for the next 12 parsecs and YOU JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE STOPPING?!?"

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Leia: "I'm in a cramped ship w/ an outsize circus dog-boy and a droid that's grabbing my ass, and now you say you don't know where we are?! AUGH!!!"

Solo: *thinks* I am so going to push her out an airlock...

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"

[This message has been edited by TSN (edited July 05, 1999).]


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Solo: "Y'know, Chewie, she thinks I'm a scruffy-looking nerf-herder, but she should try spending a week in a ship w/ a funky-haired, big-bummed pain-in-the-ass..."

Leia: "Who are you calling 'big-bummed'?!"

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"

[This message has been edited by TSN (edited July 05, 1999).]


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Solo: "Oh, yeah, the Hyperdrive - I knew I forgot something. I thought that piece of machinery those snowtroopers hid behind looked familiar!"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"


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Krenim
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C3P0: Dear me, doesn't Han look strange just staring out into space like that?

Leia: Wait a minute... this isn't Han! It's a cardboard cut-out!

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."


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Jubilee
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C-3PO: The odds of Leia giving you some when we land are 1,345,675,234,455,789.987 to one.

Han: THANK you, Goldenrod for your input. Now go find an airlock to step out of.

Leia: I'd rather kiss a wookie!

Chewie: Yrrrgh Grrn!!*


*Translation: HELL no!

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"Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide
No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
What it is to be in love and have that love returned"


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Kosh
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Han: OK, whos got the Keys?

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Leia: *points at Han* So you're the one who left the seat up!

C3P0: Well, he is the only man on board.

Chewie: *growl, snarl*

C3P0: No, Wookies don't count. Hey! What're you doing! *shouts as he is thrown out the airlock*

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-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs


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Xentrick
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Leia: "Han, snookums, you promised that *I* could ride up front."

Han: "Sorry, doll, Chewie called shotgun."


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Xentrick
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Leia: "But, we don't have time to go back."

Han: "Damn it, I want what's mine."

Chewie: {they always fuck you at the drive-thru.}


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Sol System
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Everyone but Han: "What?!"

Han: "Well...I mean...not exactly never. I mean, I'm real good at Microsoft Flight Simulator."

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"And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you are."
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John Linnell


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The First One
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Solo: "You know they're already planning the porn version if this film - The Empire Strokes Butt. You should see what the four of us get up to."

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"


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The First One
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Solo: "So, Princess - a giant snake buried deep inside a cavern. Does this make you horny?"

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"


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Jay the Obscure
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Everyone but Han: Exactly where is Luke??

Han: He is...um...you've seen Police Academy right?? *zip* Ooooooooo yeah!!

Everyone else: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited July 06, 1999).]


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