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Leia: "Haven't we passed that asteroid before?"
Han: "Oh, fer cryin' out loud, will ya shuddap already? WE AREN"T LOST AND I AM NOT STOPPING TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!"
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[Attempt the second:]
Leia: "What do you mean that was the last rest area for the next 12 parsecs and YOU JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE STOPPING?!?"
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Leia: "I'm in a cramped ship w/ an outsize circus dog-boy and a droid that's grabbing my ass, and now you say you don't know where we are?! AUGH!!!"
Solo: *thinks* I am so going to push her out an airlock...
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Solo: "Y'know, Chewie, she thinks I'm a scruffy-looking nerf-herder, but she should try spending a week in a ship w/ a funky-haired, big-bummed pain-in-the-ass..."
Leia: "Who are you calling 'big-bummed'?!"
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C-3PO: The odds of Leia giving you some when we land are 1,345,675,234,455,789.987 to one.
Han: THANK you, Goldenrod for your input. Now go find an airlock to step out of.
Leia: I'd rather kiss a wookie!
Chewie: Yrrrgh Grrn!!*
*Translation: HELL no!
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Solo: "You know they're already planning the porn version if this film - The Empire Strokes Butt. You should see what the four of us get up to."
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