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Threepio: Doesn't this picture look familiar to you?
Han: Nah. Luke's missing. Leia's got rid of her headphone haircut, and I'm actually wearing different clothes for once. And 'old actor-guy' isn't saying "I have a bad feeling about this". It's a completly different situation.
Leia: We're coming out of the asteroid field. Let's head for that moon over there.
Han: I have a bad feeling about this.
(everyone looks at Han)
Han: D'oh!
------------------ "Fool! I am Cher! Admired by millions for my couple of talents." -The Brain
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Liea: You're crazy to go into an asteroid field! What are you stupid?
Chewie: Harrrrrrrgggggggnnnnngggg!
C-3PO: Oh my, this ship really is lacking in the way of decor...Could use some drapes and maybe some solid colors, instead of all these lights... Oh my, Han, why do they call this a *giggle* 'cockpit'?
Han: *thinks* Just great, stuck up here in the ship with a whiny chick, a smelly furball, and a gay robot...somebody just freeze me in carbonite or something...
------------------ "I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
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Leia: Okay...hold still...hold VERY VERY still.... Han: hur-ry! its sucking my brain out of my skull for cryin' out loud! C-3PO: Nonsense. It's only a...little bug...really.
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Solo: "Hey! it's seven-oh-five in the A M and I'm your DJ Han The Man Solo saying, welcome back to Corellian Pirate radio!"
Leia: "But Han, what about those concert tickets you promised to give away to the tenth caller!"
Solo: "Yeah, if we play Ozzy and Rob Zombie back-to-back, be caller ten to score backstage passes for Ozfest. What do ya say to that, Wookie-man Jack?"
Chewie "Howwwwllll."
Han: "Now here's Professor Goldenrod with the traffic and weather..."
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Sol System, come on down! First place for the Flight simulator joke...You mean it doesn't count as flight hours?? Second place falls to the Shadow, for capturing something that actually might have been in the movie...
Honorable mention goes to Xentrick for the final one, because this actually does look like a radio studio, doesn't it?
------------------ "I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."