I've got a bad feeling about this...

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Fett: "Dammit, my name is Fett! Boba friggin' Fett! In two movies, you guys only say my name in one scene, and even then, you wouldn't notice it if you weren't looking for it!"

Vader: "Well, you do have a helmet that looks like a Romulan shuttle..."

Fett: "Oh, shut up..."

Fett: "You're bum doesn't look big in that."

Vader: "Hehehe... Gotta love those Jedi mind tricks..."

Vader: Mmm... Cookies!

*Fett and Vader try to eat cookies*

Vader: Hey, we can't eat these! We don't have mouths!

Fett: Wait a minute... Where are we?

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

Vader: I'm not sure. The Emperor told me that we're supposed to wait here for his Barbeque.......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

DV: "I was a famous racer, but my girlfriend made me give it up."

Bob: "Women, they just gotta change you."

Fett: "But I thought it would make a nice touch!"

Vader: "I repeat, you are NOT going to play those bagpipes as Solo is lowered into the vat. It is SO Montgomery Scott."

Boba: 'Ah, that explains it!'

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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Vader: *thinking* Apparently he is not aware that I am marshal of this here town.

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Vader: Not tonight. I'm not in the mood.

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"Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide
No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
What it is to be in love and have that love returned"