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"Hmmm, things to do today: Encounter weaker race, introductions, make ultimatum, repeat ultimatum because *NO ONE* ever surrenders after the first try, assimilate-assimilate-assimilate, play pranks on the new guys, re-charge."
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Borgified Bolian: *reads.... then...* "Smiling is futile. Candid Camera will be assilimated. This embarassment will adapt to service us."
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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Bolian Borg: *fits processor to his tricorder* "I know what they're planning. We have to get to the Bridge, quick."
Other Borg: "What?"
Bolian: *whispers* "Wait and see! When I get to the Bridge, I deliver that exposition about the plan for the Interplexing Beacon. . . yes, what is it?"
Script Girl: "Sorry, they said 'give these rewrites to the bald guy' - turns out they meant Patrick Stewart!"
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Bolian Borg reads instructions on the latest herbal supplement craze sweeping the collective: "Instructions: Assimilate contents. Complete Minimilized Activity Cycle for duration of 40 minutes. If "something special" does not occur "down there", retake within this regeneration cycle."
Borg in background: I've told you a million times, 45 of 4763, give up that herbal crap and stick to the Viagra.
------------------ "They don�t call it show business for nothing. This is an ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly town in many, many ways. But big f*cking deal. Big business is ugly. The world is ugly. Our job is to make our little piece of it better. Whenever you get into the general, it�s not going to be all beer and Skittles and Christmas trees." -Ira Stephen Behr on the Moore fiasco
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
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Borg: How is it we can assimilate all these intellegent species, giving me the know-how to build a warp ship capable of going up to warp 9.99, yet I still can't seem to program the da** VCR! CAN ANYONE FIGURE OUT HOW TO KEEP THE 12:00 FROM FLASHING??? Da** VCR
------------------ Nurse: Can I help you? Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle. Nurse: Reason? Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac. Nurse: JACKET!!
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
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Borg (thinking): Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all. (out loud) Has anyone got a blue Pokemon? I'll trade a couple of Pikachus for anything you've got???
------------------ Nurse: Can I help you? Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle. Nurse: Reason? Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac. Nurse: JACKET!!
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Dammit, forgot to see that TSN beat me to the bum gag. Oh welll...........
Borg: I knew I shouldn't have given the Borg Queen my pager number........
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Borg: oh darnit, her again, whazzis? pick up assimilated eggs and ham..... ok, have to make a note of this..... have to drop by the BorgBlaws on the way back to the regeneration cell tonite......
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 25, 1999).]
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Bolian Borg: This race is weak. Fully 34% of their brain pathways are devoted to amusing quips about the size of people's backsides. I can count two on this page already. Soon, they shall fall, their arses will be assimilated, their cheeks adapted to service ours.
------------------ "Fool! I am Cher! Admired by millions for my couple of talents." -The Brain
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
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Borg: "Okay, the readout states that we are butt-naked. That means that they took my [i]special purpose[i] away. You bastards!!!
------------------ Nurse: Can I help you? Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle. Nurse: Reason? Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac. Nurse: JACKET!!
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Borg: Finally, my analgesic cream perscription came in...
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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*ZZZZZZZZZZTTTT* WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. WE HAVE EXAMINED YOUR ENTRIES AND THEY ARE NO MATCH FOR OUR OWN. HOWEVER, SEVERAL SPECIES HAVE BEEN FOUND TO POSSESS FACTORS MAKING THEM WORTHY OF ASSIMILATION.
THE NEW BORG QUEEN IS
, ALTHOUGH EXCRETION IS IRRELEVANT
OTHER DRONES ARE
SPECIES 832 aka FRANK G - AND POETRY IS IRRELEVANT TOO SPECIES 175 aka KRENIM - TAMAGOCHIS MAKE EXCELLENT PROCESSOR NODES SPECIES 460 aka XEBTRICK - HAZING NEW DRONES IS ESSENTIAL
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