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Enterprise
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Since I thought that everybody elses questions were cool, I thought I would initiate a crude attempt at comming up with my own. Although I am copying one of Baloo's that I thought was cool.

1. Lays or Pringles?

2. If you were a sovereign state, what would be the motto on your national seal?

3. If a wood chuck could chuck wood, why would he/she want too?

4. If you had to live somewhere else, where would you live?

5. Where do you picture yourself in the next 50 years?

6. What kind of "hood ornaments" do you have on your computer?

7A (for the guys). If you aren't married, how many girls do you have your eye on?

7B (for the gals). If you aren't married, how many guys do you have your eye on?

8. Are you a redneck?

9. If you had to stock a tornado shelter, what would you put in it?

10. If you had to seek shelter from a tornado, who would you most want to be stuck in there with?

Winners in the top 3 will be given their "prizes" at the annual dinner/meeting of the Red Eye.

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.


[This message has been edited by Enterprise (edited July 20, 1999).]

[This message has been edited by Enterprise (edited July 20, 1999).]


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Enterprise
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I forgot to add my answers!

Note, I'm not eligible for any "prizes" here because I'm already up for the Schmuck Award from those folks at Red Eye.

Now, if anyone ELSE wants to reward me........

1. Lays or Pringles?

Depends on the flavor.

2. If you were a sovereign state, what would be the motto on your national seal?

Life, liberty, and the right to kick Saddam Hussein's A$$.

3. If a wood chuck could chuck wood, why would he/she want too?

Hey, even wood chucks need to make a living.

4. If you had to live somewhere else, where would you live?

I'd build a new house in my back yard.

5. Where do you picture yourself in the next 50 years?

Well, that depends. In 20 years, I see my self either being in the US Senate or US President. Beyond that, who cares?

6. What kind of "hood ornaments" do you have on your computer?

A model of a Harrier jump jet and a transformer thing from a Happy Meal.

7A (for the guys). If you aren't married, how many girls do you have your eye on?

I can think of 6 right off the top of my head, with a certain blond currently leading the pack....

7B (for the gals). If you aren't married, how many guys do you have your eye on?

Doesn't apply.

8. Are you a redneck?

Yes.

9. If you had to stock a tornado shelter, what would you put in it?

Blankets, food and water and other consumables, reading materials, a few candles, flashlights, a minimum of 2 5-gallon buckets to go pee-pee and poo-poo in, and (most importantly) toilet paper.

10. If you had to seek shelter from a tornado, who would you most want to be stuck in there with?

Remember that blond I was talking about in question 7?

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.


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Jubilee
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Now, you realize you're posting out of turn. If you wanted to post 10 questions, you could have been a good doobie and approached me like Jeff and Elim did. Putting that aside, however, i'll answer your questions.

1. Lays or Pringles?

~ Well, let's take the slogans and compare them. With Lays, you can't eat just one, and with Pringles, once you pop you can't stop. Basically, both companies are supporting the world getting fat from too much potato chip consumption, while making their pockets fat in the process. Instead, someone please pass me some carrot sticks.

2. If you were a sovereign state, what would be the motto on your national seal?

~ "Enter at your own risk: Open minds required here"

3. If a wood chuck could chuck wood, why would he/she want too?

~ Because a woodchuck was born to chuck wood and
therefore must chuck wood all the entirety of his woodchuck wood chucking life.

4. If you had to live somewhere else, where would you live?

~ Morgan Hill, CA, In Charles's room, for the rest of my life.

5. Where do you picture yourself in the next 50 years?

~ Hmmmmm, I'll be 70 years old. I picture myself very happily sitting beside my husband, who will be very happy to sit beside me. *L* ..... although, who knows what the world is going to be like 50 years from now? .. 70 might not even be considered old by then. Either way, we will both probably be on a computer, talking to eachother over the internet even though we're SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER.

6. What kind of "hood ornaments" do you have on your computer?

~ I have two framed pictures of Charles, a plastic Turtle, a blue stone, my bag of runes, and a cool sticker that says "Jubilee" on or around my computer, along with a stack of Wiccan books and Enya CD's. And butterfly hair clips.

7B (for the gals). If you aren't married, how many guys do you have your eye on?

~ Well, I currently have my eyes on about two other men besides Charles... but that's strictly lookee no touchee. *L* ..... although I DO have my eyes on quite a few long, cool women.........

8. Are you a redneck?

~ My underwear doesn't double as my bathingsuit, my boyfriend doesn't hit the floor when they say "Ho down", I don't have any immobile cars nor do I have a mobile home, and no one in my family has died after saying "Ya'll watch this!".... so I guess my answer is no.

9. If you had to stock a tornado shelter, what would you put in it?

~ A can opener. DEFINITLY a can opener. Everyone seems to forget those things and they're always the most important. On top of that: Canned food, sterno cans, pans, plates, silverware, cups, water, coffee, an emergency medical kit, and emergency flares for after the tornado was over. And a can opener. Did I mention the can opener?

10. If you had to seek shelter from a tornado, who would you most want to be stuck in there with?

~ Charles.

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** Finds out he posted out of turn. Realizes he didn't know. **

Sorry about that, I just posted to have fun.

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Brandon "Enterprise" Grasmick
Commanding Officer, USS Sovereign (NX-74222)

"Captain, the Sona crew are willing to negotiate a cease fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have 3 minutes of air left."
-- Worf

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
-- In time of war the law falls silent.


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Fabrux
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1. Lays or Pringles

Either/or

2. If you were a sovereign state, what would be the motto on your national seal?

"Get out!"

3. If a wood chuck could chuck wood, why would he/she want too?

To cure boredom

4. If you had to live somewhere else, where would you live?

Romulus

5. Where do you picture yourself in the next 50 years?

Lost in Space

6. What kind of "hood ornaments" do you have on your computer?

Well, there's a little surfer dude on a pedistal that spins around on my speaker, and there's my collection of die-cast cars on the shelf above it, along with 3 trophies.

7A. (for the guys). If you aren't married, how many girls do you have your eye on?

2, maybe 3...

8. Are you a redneck?

Most definately

9. If you had to stock a tornado shelter, what would you put in it?

Chef Boyardee, Kraft Dinner, Coleman stove, Coleman heater, Coleman lantern, propane tanks, 2 buckets full of water for when nature calls, a radio with extra batteries, a can opener, tanks of water.

10. If you had to seek shelter from a tornado, who would you most want to be stuck in there with?

That information is on a need to know basis, and at the current moment you do not need to know!

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-Nathan McFarlane, on the subject of his "Spanish immigrant girl"


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Saiyanman Benjita
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1. Lays or Pringles?

Neither, Doritos.

2. If you were a sovereign state, what would be the motto on your national seal?

"You all suck and are therefore banned from the land of Ben."

3. If a wood chuck could chuck wood, why would he/she want too?

Self-defense

4. If you had to live somewhere else, where would you live?

Underwater in a bubble city like Jabberjaw.

5. Where do you picture yourself in the next 50 years?

At Olan Mills. Unless it goes out of business, then I'll have to use Sears.

6. What kind of "hood ornaments" do you have on your computer?

It's not my computer, but the owner has a large foot-long shell adorning the top of the screen.

7A (for the guys). If you aren't married, how many girls do you have your eye on?

one thousand, four hundred, twenty-two and two thirds (Pregnant women have a certain glow to them, do they not?)

8. Are you a redneck?

No, because unlike a redneck, I've never been too drunk to fish.

9. If you had to stock a tornado shelter, what would you put in it?

Four or five kegs of beer, some munchies, and about ten boxes of Trojan.

10. If you had to seek shelter from a tornado, who would you most want to be stuck in there with?

Any female will do. (Unless my fiancee's there, then she'll be the only one, unless she's into orgies.)

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Nurse: Can I help you?
Stan: We're here to commit our friend, Kyle.
Nurse: Reason?
Kyle: I'm a clinically depressed fecalpheliac on Prozac.
Nurse: JACKET!!


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Elim Garak
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1. Lays or Pringles?

They are both vile and insidious. Just like the MacWorld Convention.

Lays.

2. If you were a sovereign state, what would be the motto on your national seal?

"Please explain why you're reading this."

3. If a wood chuck could chuck wood, why would he/she want too?

They are the ambassadors of complexity and therefore wish a conundrum upon us. They are sadistic minions of the Complexicons.

4. If you had to live somewhere else, where would you live?

*coming to the conclusion "in the room across the hall" would not be appropriate, Elim responds instead...*

Mila's house!

(Or U.S.S. Voyager, Deck Nine, Cargo Bay Two, Alcove Gamma could have its perks...)

5. Where do you picture yourself in the next 50 years?

I picture myself in a photograph. None of that pigment-on-canvas stuff!

Seriously? I would love to be writing...

6. What kind of "hood ornaments" do you have on your computer?

*honestly has none, but in the interest of humour...*

A personal interplexing beacon, an unused recipe card, and those hanging dice things... And the milk from Jeff's 10 Questions is still there, too.

7A. (for the guys). If you aren't married, how many girls do you have your eye on?

*Seven of Nine speak* I am currently regarding my personal computing device's viewing monitor and therefore do not have either of my visual processors targeting a member of the opposite gendre. I do not fathom the meaning behind this enquiry. Explain.

8. Are you a redneck?

That is relative, however I don't consider myself to be one. I do not know of any family members getting arrested for being with someone they're not supposed to be with, nor have I ever tasted my last pet flamb�ed over a defunct truck engine.

9. If you had to stock a tornado shelter, what would you put in it?

A toothbrush! A shower, a toilet, indoor/outdoor plumbing... Huh? I can't take that stuff? You guys are no fun.

Cards! Uno, Skip Bo, etc. And liquid nourishment in the form of the revered Cranberry Juice. Of course I would require spaghetti (sure, raw's fine; yummy...)... and Cranberry Juice.

10. If you had to seek shelter from a tornado, who would you most want to be stuck in there with?

A female.

Because most of them can cook better than I.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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Jedi Weyoun
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1. Lays or Pringles?

Ehhh�Pringles. Ther'es WAY too much room for innuendo with the 'lays' option. *L*

2. If you were a sovereign state, what would be the motto on your national seal?

Sovereign is as sovereign does
(I am SO sick of studying sovereignty. I studied sovereignty till it was coming out my ears. :P )

3. If a wood chuck could chuck wood, why would he/she want too?

So everyone has a silly joke to make, and drive each other crazy, and woodchucks can eventually take over our planet. My advice-stop with the woodchuck jokes :P *L*

4. If you had to live somewhere else, where would you live?

Anywhere but here. Hehe.

5. Where do you picture yourself in the next 50 years?

Is it even POSSIBLE to photograph one's self? but anyway, 'wherever you go, there you are'.

6. What kind of "hood ornaments" do you have on your computer?

Post-it notes for reminders, a stuffed cat, several small short horns, red and black poster paint, two glow in the dark stickers, and a make shift jedi hood hanging over the monitor. My computer is of the darkside, and likes to show it in its own still.

7B (for the gals). If you aren't married, how many guys do you have your eye on?

My eyes are solidly stuck into my own skull, thank you very much.

8. Are you a redneck?

*snarls* I resent that remark. Unless I have a hicky on my neck, NEVER call me a redneck.
*L*

9. If you had to stock a tornado shelter, what would you put in it?

Definitely a pair of red slippers.

10. If you had to seek shelter from a tornado, who would you most want to be stuck in there with?

Someone who can keep me calm in any situation. *L*

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Jeff Raven
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Hey!!! I was first!

*whacks Enterprise*

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