Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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You must answer these 7 questions. This is unofficial so I can stay out of trouble with Jubilee for intruding on her 10 questions enterprise.
1. If a frog had wings, would he still bump his butt when he hops???
2. Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs, fifteen times a day, for three months???
3. Why does stun setting knock out people in the origional series, while in The Next Generation, it could go anywhere from knocking out a person to giving them a slight hangover???
4. While we're on Star Trek, why do Klingons in the Origional series not have the wrinkled forehead??? (I know that DS9 almost ventured into it, but Worf didn't explain)
5. Who's the best Powerpuff girl and why???
6. (Old Greek mythology question posed by Zeus) Who has more fun in sex, man or woman???
7. Who really thinks bum jokes are better than Monty Python jokes???
Bonus: Live or die, man???
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[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited July 29, 1999).]
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1. If a frog had wings, would he still bump his butt when he hops???
Tragically, yes.
2. Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs, fifteen times a day, for three months???
It isn't the radio, but the CD player. You've set the darn thing on "loop" again.
3. Why does stun setting knock out people in the origional series, while in The Next Generation, it could go anywhere from knocking out a person to giving them a slight hangover???
Alas, it's the quality of workmanship. In TOS, thousands of skilled craftsmen assembled phasers by hand and tested them thoroughly before approving them for sale. Inferior products were never allowed to leave the factory.
By the time of TNG, cheap phasers were being knocked out in vast quantities by sweatshops in the Orion sector, Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Burbank. Demand is so great that Starfleet turns a blind eye to these practises, pointing out that if it weren't for the Shoddy Goods industry, millions, nay, Billions would be unemployed.
Bottom line? The new phasers are crap.
4. While we're on Star Trek, why do Klingons in the Origional series not have the wrinkled forehead??? (I know that DS9 almost ventured into it, but Worf didn't explain)
In TOS, the Klingons had only known the Federation for a few generations. They were only slightly concerned about the Federation, since they perceived them all as wimps.
By the time of TNG, the effects of constantly worrying about Captain Kirk and the Federation had done it's dirty work. The Klingon brow is permanently furrowed with worry and concern. Even though the Klingons and the Federation are friends, the Klingons are still worried.
And rightly so.
5. Who's the best Powerpuff girl and why???
Blossom.
Just don't piss her off, okay?
6. (Old Greek mythology question posed by Zeus) Who has more fun in sex, man or woman???
There is a balance between the two sexes. Men think about, plan for, and anticipate sex almost constantly, without regard to whether this mind-set is even remotely realistic.
Women have multiple orgasms and an appreciation for the produce of sexual congress that men only develop after the fact.
(Children? Doh!)
7. Who really thinks bum jokes are better than Monty Python jokes???
Not I. Actually, I prefer a game attempt at original humor to the constant recycling of older humor concepts.
Others disagree, but their bums are bigger than their brains.
Bonus: Live or die, man???
Look carefully at the question. Each is a necessary part of the other, so the correct anser is:
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
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I did NOT have the thing on loop setting....O wait is the loop setting the thing that looks like a large circle??? Oh. ------------------ I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.
[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited August 01, 1999).]
1. If a frog had wings, would he still bump his butt when he hops???
If a frog had wings, why on Earth would he hop?
2. Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs, fifteen times a day, for three months???
*Sings* "I want it that wayyyy..."
3. Why does stun setting knock out people in the origional series, while in The Next Generation, it could go anywhere from knocking out a person to giving them a slight hangover???
The introduction of the alcohol-derived "bamboozle beam" setting, rendered on the lower stun settings, was found more effective in leaving your opponent in a miserable state, just to teach him a lesson about messing with you.
4. While we're on Star Trek, why do Klingons in the Origional series not have the wrinkled forehead??? (I know that DS9 almost ventured into it, but Worf didn't explain)
"I said if I were smart then I would a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on my real head" -- TMBG
5. Who's the best Powerpuff girl and why???
Jubilee. You know why.
6. (Old Greek mythology question posed by Zeus) Who has more fun in sex, man or woman???
Well, _I_ like it, and based upon a relative comparison of the dynamics of past interpersonal experiences of an intimate nature, taking into account duration, exposure, techniques employed, observation, dialogue, heat and humidity factors, and the occasional foodstuff, I'd have to say... um... what was the question?
7. Who really thinks bum jokes are better than Monty Python jokes??? Butt-heads.
Bonus: Live or die, man??? Been there, done that, didn't really care for either.
------------------ "When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"
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