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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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QUAIL, MORTALS!

The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!

Something for the weekend? Part two. . .


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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Markie Post's new job...

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Wrinkle Designer: "Nana, hold still just for one more second and I'll let you have this lovely sucker."

Nana: *broad grin*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Nose Lady: "Since you're going to be here a while, have anything interesting to talk about, Nana?"

Nana: "Well, Sid and I went on a date to this incredible..."

Nose Lady: "Got anything interesting to talk about?"

Nana: "... mile-long swiss cheese buffet restaurant... Hey! That is too interesting!" *twitches in outrage*

Nose Lady: *sucker Nazi speak* "No sucker for you."

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."


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RW
Senior Member
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makeup woman: tell you what, in the seventh season, you'll wear your hair like me, to one side. Deal?

Nana: NEVER!


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Makeup specialist gives Kira a human look so she can go out in public.

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...


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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Nana: *Why is she doing my makeup when it's obvious she can't even do her own?*

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy


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The Excalibur
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next time you get in a fight with Worf, you glue your own nose back on.

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Dramatis Personae


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RW
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surgeon: hold still, will you? A lobotomy is not an easy thing to perform!

[This message was edited by RW on March 28, 1999.]


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Makeup artist: "So, are you still dating that Odo fellow?"

Kira: "Uh, yes."

Makeup artist: "Ooh, he's a looker, ain't he? Hey, just between you and me, does he do it for you?"

Kira: "What?"

Makeup artist: "You know...what with being a shapeshifter and all. Why, I had a boyfriend once. Let me tell you..."

Kira: "Please don't."

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"The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history."
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They Might Be Giants


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Xentrick
good to go
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Rare, studi-suppressed photo of Amy Brooks undergoing the five-hour ordeal that will transform her into Captain Sisko.
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Visitor: "You dow, I dink the stuff you use in this made-up is meltin my dose..."

make-up lady: "Hm... That's the second time I've heard that..."

Visitor: "Who els said id?"

make-up lady: "Michael Jackson..."

Visitor: "Oy..."

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Makeup artist: Well, THIS is easy, but I have to work on Dorn and Shimmerman........ oh god, do I have to do Grodenchik and Eisenburg as well?

Visitor: You forgot "The Neck".

Makeup artist: Oh s***. I forgot all about Alaimo, and that means I have to do Robinson too........ Who else?

Visitor: Hertzler will be in today, but Mark Shepherd called in sick......

Makeup artist: Well, so much for Morn, but I'll be here all night though........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 29, 1999.]


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Antagonist
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Makeup lady: "Boy you've REALLY gotten it stuck, didn't you?"

Nana Vistor: "%$#! yeah! I'm never arguing with the writers again about my romance scenes, I mean last time they only threw paper at me, this time they threw a pencil!"

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."


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Xentrick
good to go
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Nana Visitor: "No, I don't mind if you use my nose as a hand-rest. Thanks for asking."
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