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Topic: Star Wars Capcom-Return of the Jedi 1

Aethelwer
Frank G
Member # 36

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Jeff is sick with the stomach flu, so I'll be putting up his CapComs this week. He'll still judge these, though.

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Lucas: No, Mark, no! Grab the rope, not the boa constrictor!

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Luke: Nice Dress.

Leia: Shut up.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Little does Luke know that the warranty for his bionic right hand has just expired.........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 26, 1999).]

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

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Leia: Please tell me that's the rope up against my bum.

Luke: Um...well...I...

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
Member # 40

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{announcer speak} Coming to a video store near you!

Luke does Mos Eisley! *Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome to the Jungle' plays in the background*

Luke: You wanna see a rope do ya? I've got a rope to show you...

Audience *gapes*: Ewww.....

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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

[This message has been edited by Warped1701 (edited July 26, 1999).]

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Luke: "Where the hell is that butler? This is the worst hotel I've ever been to."

Leia: "Just shut up and help me ring the bell."

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"We kid around a lot about people who are cyclopses, but seriously; if you're a mythic figure you've got challenges that no one should have to deal with."
--
John Flansburgh

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Michael Dracon
aka: NightWing or Altair
Member # 4

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Leia: "Look at those nice hills."

Luke (thinking): "Yeah, I'm looking at some nice hills allright!"

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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited July 27, 1999).]

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Leia: "No, it's OK! There's a spare sand-skimmer moored over there! We don't need to swing over to that shot-up one!"

Luke: *thinks* "DAMN!" *speaks* "No, I'm a Jedi Knight - trust me. That skimmer is. . . uh. . . not kosher!"

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

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Hamill: Man I know she's supposed to be my sister and all, but Carrie Fisher's got some nice t**s.

Fisher: CUT!!! Hey Lucas, can you like go back to the scene where they first see me in this and change my clothes? Mark's gawking at me again.

Lucas: (offstage) No, Carrie. He can gawk at you, the Yoda scene isn't going to be shot for another ten days. Then he'll know you're his sister. Until then, he can do what he pleases.

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I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Carrie: I know I told you to go fly a kite, but this is insane!

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WHO ARE YOU?

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Carrie: "I'm dressed like a Boris Vallejo painting and you've been doing an Errol Flynn impersonation all afternoon. Can this movie get any worse?"

Mark: "Yeah; after the Teddybears' Picnic and a lame Tarzan joke, we totally rip-off the ending of Star Wars."

Carrie: "God, why oh why did I sign that long-term contract back in 1977?"