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Luke: I've come to tell you about the glory of Amway products.
------------------ Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know. ~Groucho Marx, "Animal Crackers"
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Luke: Mr. Hut, i've come here with a very important object, just for you...
Jabba: ?!
Luke: *pulls out the clapper*... It's the Clapper for trapdoors, limited edition. And it can be yours, for 19.95 in credits, and Han Solo's life.
Jabba: *claps* *the trapdoor opens*
Luke: AhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO GOT TO YOU?!
Jabba: Lando sold me one first... and all he wanted was to see Leia in scant clothing... *deep laughter*
------------------ "It is important to get up when you fall...for this much I know to be true: That thing we call Failure is not in the falling down, but the staying down."
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And the winner is...Sol System, for the Scientology gag...whooboy, I'm still laughing...
Second place goes to First One, for the bum joke...Its been a while since the bum gag actually made me laugh... Honorable mention goes to the Saiyanman, cuz he caught on to Sol's, and still turned out very funny.
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