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Spock: Captain, I suggest urgency, they are about to reach us.
Kirk: More haste, less speed Spock. Now, first check the mirror...hmm, looking good today...now, signal, and wait for a gap in the traffic, and then slowly pull out. Oh, wait, forgot my seatbelt.
Spock: Captain, hurry (quietly puts an X on his paper)
Kirk: A careful driver is a living driver. (gets shot by gang in the head) Except in this case. Oh well *dies*
Spock: Oh, bugger.
------------------ 'Not the sponge, not the sponge!' -Marty Crane
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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The winner is Krenim - a parody of a Simpsons parody of the Flintstones?! Runners-up are Xentrick (for the Lethal Weapon 2 and Blues Brothers parodies) and a newcomer to the roll of honour, Captain Stark - unheard of! A Star Trek parody in a Star Trek Caption Competition! Unconventional, but I like the cut of your jibb. . . 8)
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