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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Lost count, and I haven't done an archive in ages. Guess I'll try to do it during this TrekSunday (channel #TreknoBabble on any Castlenet server).

Anyway, this comes from some site called TV Heaven that I found somewhere or other. Don't bother visiting, it's sh*te, but I did find this gem. . . 8)

Bastards? Access Deny my images links, will they? The f***ers will rue the day. . .

[This message has been edited by The First One (edited September 12, 1999).]

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Interesting, it was a lost image a second ago...

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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Seven: But I don't want to marry him!

Queen: You have to, he's the only prince left in the Galaxy!

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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Borg Queen: "...and that's what I looked like before I was assimilated."

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Borg Queen: "...and for 500 bars of latinum, we can make the Doctor look like this."

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Borg Queen: "Alright, now its time to unmask our ghost..."

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "Harry the Hypnotist?"

Borg Queen: "Not quite..."

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "Bigfoot?"

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "Don Knotts?"

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "Joe Barbera?"

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "It... It can't be..."

Borg Queen: "That's right, its Alice Krige."

Seven: "But why?"

Borg Queen: "Even though she wasn't available to reprise her role as the Borg Queen, she couldn't stand the idea of anyone else filling in for her. So, she decided to scare everyone else off."

Alice Krige: "That's right, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Borg Queen: "Using our sophisticated hivemind, we've been able to extrapolate what Darth Sidious looks like under his robe."

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Seven: Okay, I'm confused. Is he suppossed to be naked and just has the most interestingly shaped genitals ever, or did you assimilate a bunch of minimalist costume designers?

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Seven: Wow, Charles sure does look different in person doesn't he?

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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UPN deny that Voyager has become a gratuatous boobs and bum sex-show.

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Seven: Are you sure that this is the right place?

Queen: Well, the party is supposed to be located at Dickson Prime.......

Seven: Well, this is DIXON Prime........

Queen: Bummer........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited September 12, 1999).]

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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Damn, Liam, you're right..... those ARE bigger than normal.

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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies

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Sunspot
Wasting Away
Member # 77

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Queen: Seven, see that guy over there?

Seven: (Turns and looks) Who? Where?

Queen: Shh! Don't stare!

Seven: (whispers) That guy? Over there?

Queen: Yeah, him...dreamy, ain't he?

Seven: (giggles) You bet!

Queen: I saw him watching you before...

Seven: (looks shocked, grabs Queen) Shut UUP! No way! Oh my gosh, is my hair alright? How's my makeup?

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"She's never letting me forget, I've always been an idiot"
-The Verve Pipe

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Seven: "You assimilated *all* of the Chippendale's dancers?"

Borg: "It's good to be the Queen."

Seven: "And they do the fully monty?"

Borg: "Modesty is irrelevant. They have been adapted to serve me. They will add their biological distinctiveness to my own. One at a time."

Seven: {blush}

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Queen: "And here you see a normal person. And you will notice that even with minimal clothing, their bum does not look big in that."

Seven: "Not you, too?! Is everyone in the Galaxy obsessed with this subject?"

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