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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

Hi-ho, neighbors. It has come to my attention that CapCom duties fall upon me this week. Righto, then.

In this image we see
A.) Chekov reacting to an injury.
B.) The Monkees reunion gone horribly wrong.
C.) First auditions for the movie "Idle Hands".

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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot."
--
The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

Chekov: "It's true! My palm is hairy!"

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

posted

Talk to the hand!!!!!! Talk to the hand!!!!!!!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

posted

Chekov: Ah!!!!!

Kirk: What's wrong Chekov?

Chekov: My hand's possessed by royalty!

Kirk: Royalty?

Chekov: Who else waves like this?

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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An experiment in self-smiting gone wrong.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Chekov: "My hand does look big in this."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

posted

LET GO OF MY HAND, EVIL METAL LOBSTER!!!
(screams like a girl) AAAAAHHH!!!!
IT GRABBED MY BALLS!

(sorry, couldn't help myself)

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-You're crazy!!!
-Funny, I thought I was pisces!

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

Chekov: I know this ship like the back of my hand...WHOA! What the heck is that thing?!

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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Chekov: "There's this strange pain in my hand! Oh NOOO! It's THE CLAW!"

Sulu: "Liar."

Uhura: "Liar."

Kirk: *yelps and runs*

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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Koenig: "Takei has seventeen more lines than I do! ARRGH! Must.. control... fist of ... death!..."

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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Chekov: "YEOWTCH! Sister Ruth, I was only scratching an itch!" *mutters* "damn nuns..."

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Chekov: Ahhhh!!!!!!

Kirk: What's wrong?

Chekov: My hand is possessed by the spirit of Lamb Chop, and its singing "The Song That Never Ends!"

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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Chekov: I hate this new bracelett!!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

posted

Chekov: No!! No, I wont.

Hand: Kill her, Kill her!!

Chekov: No, Mr. Hand, I wont do it, you can go to hell!!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited September 29, 1999).]

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

Mankind practices the Mandible Claw manuever without Socko...

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

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