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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
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Here's the deal. I set this going and then clutch my poor head after I see what becomes of it.

A barber's shop on the Promenade....

Sisko walks in: "They just made me a captain!"

Tellarite Barber: "You'll be wanting the special then?"

Sisko: "The what?"

Ten minutes later...

Sisko staggers out onto the promenade and meets Kira who looks at his bald head and says:........

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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....."Hello Chrome Dome...... or should I say......"

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Xentrick
good to go
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"You didn't fall for 'the special' did you? What terrible timing."
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Kira: "You realize, of course, there's no way you can command the Defiant like that. The reflection will make a glare off the viewscreen. And, besides...

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"It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up."
-Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999


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Kosh
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Only one skin head in the Captain's chair at a time, you'll have to grow a beard, or something. Why don't I...

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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"...hold your head for a second as I fix my hair."
Just then, Jake comes in, sees Kira and Sisko, and says...

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"I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see, what its done to me...
To lose the love I knew, could safely lead me to
The land that I one knew...
To learn as we grow old, the secrets of our souls."
Question, The Moody Blues

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited October 13, 1999).]


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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"..... Uhm... Kira, could you stop using my Dad's head as a mirror for a minute?... I have something to tell him thats... well... VERY important........." *Nog comes in and puts an arm around Jake...*

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

38 days till the dreams become reality...


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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Jake: Well dad, you see Nog and I have come to realise that we're more than just friends.

Ben: What do you mean?

Jake: Well you see, that day we went to the Gamma Quadrant and met the Jem Hadar for the first time, we were both really scared and to try and get our minds off it we decided to.........

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Do business with us, or we'll ruin you.

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited October 13, 1999).]


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Gaseous Anomaly
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Nog: Well, we...kinda mind-melded.
Jake: But we only did it once!
Nog: Yeah, yeah. But there was that guy staring at us, the same actor that played...

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"So, no room for Bender, huh? Well I'll build my own lunar lander, with blackjack, and hookers.
In fact, who needs a lander, or blackjack?
Ah, screw the whole lot o' ya!"
-- Bender, Futurama.


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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"Lon Suder. And he looked at us with those eyes..."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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"...and said, with a menacing yet calm tone, 'Would you like to buy a magazine subscription and/or a tree?' After considering the offer, I realised that..."

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Frank's Home Page
"I can't find any good quotations." - Frank G


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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"I'd rather buy real estate in Frank's game (shameless plug), but that wasn't an option, so I raised an eyebrow at him, lifted my hand, and..."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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"...remembered that it's a 'collaborative project,' not a game. Then, I..."

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"I can't find any good quotations." - Frank G


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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"... reached out to bite the salesman's index finger when I came to the conclusion that I..."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")


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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
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"...have forgotten what it was I was trying to say and..."

Sisko interrupts, holding up his hands,
"What is this about my head? I just wanted to feel the wind to my brain a little!"

To which Nog mutters:......

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"


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