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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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"Mein Gott in f***ing Himmel." Jake looked at him strangely and asked. . .

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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"...I didn't know you spoke Portugreek."

Nog lifted a finger to his mouth and said,"...

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"I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see, what its done to me...
To lose the love I knew, could safely lead me to
The land that I one knew...
To learn as we grow old, the secrets of our souls."
Question, The Moody Blues

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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".... Shhhh..... they only think I do. And i'm not sure I love you anymore."
Jake looked very stricken and said ......

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

38 days till the dreams become reality...

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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You don't speak Potugreek!! How are we going to...

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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"... order a tribble to replace Dad's hair before Admiral Nechayev notices and takes a kiniption?"

Finally, Kira opens her mouth to...

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

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...belch. Sisko takes it as a lack of interest and heads off to see Bashir in the infirmary.

Bashir: Ah, Captain. Had the special done I see!

Sisko: We'll have less of that doctor, I've come here to...

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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"..see if that 'enhancement' is ready."

Bashir nods and hands it to Sisko. "Remember, you have to..."

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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"... talk to the special hypospray, as if it were your favourite teddy bear, before you..."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Just then a Colonel in the British Army entered and said: "Right, stop that! It's getting far too silly. There has to be moe to a Creative thread than just completing each others' sentences! Now, let's see some plot development, or you're all on report!" Them, with a flourish of his swagger stick and a cry of "beam me up, Ethel!" he vanished.

Bashir stared dumbly at the spot that had briefly been occupied by the mysterious visitor. Regaining his composure, Sisko tapped his commbadge and said "Sisko to Ops: intruder alert!"

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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"Ops here. No shit, captain. We've got intruder alerts all over the station! We have transporter readings in seven locations, they're beaming through our shields! Communications are...[static]"

{that okay for a plot start?}

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Suddenly, the static cleared and a chorus of voices was heard singing, broadcast over the communications system of the entire station:

"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam! Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam! Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!"

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"It'd be a pity if every pencil on Earth suddenly collapsed in on itself and blew everything up."
-Krenim, TNO chat, September 30, 1999

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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"Captain, the Promenade is being flooded with an toxic substance! Spam!!" blurted out an unknown ensign.

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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
Member # 23

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"I've seen this happen before", chimes in Dax.

"It's clearly the result of a subspace phenomenon known as a 'Python Schism'."

Sisko: "So what do we do old man?!"

Dax: "Well, usual procedure is to invent a particle and spray it at any swirly things in sight. But to beat this I'd say we need to..."

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"

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Kosh
Perpetual Member
Member # 167

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get the crew together, around the power source for the station, generate as much power as possible, and sing the original words to Louie, Louie. It's the only way to get the gate to the Python universe to close. Either that or...

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"One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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"We can regrow your hair in under two hours!"

"That's spotty at best," replied Sisko.

Nog rushed back in, breathing, "Sir! The intruders have kidnapped Jake and are demanding we--"

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

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