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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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The MadCom, brought to you by Frank and Elim.

It's not quite as insane as it sounds. It's more inane than anything. We want words!

We give you "clues" and you give us any word that fits the description. It's simple and you don't even need skill to win. It's luck of the draw... sort of.

So, there's a story out there somehere that we wrote up, but with holes in it, � la Mad Libs. So, you provide words that fill in those gaps in the story, and try to make it humourous, despite the fact you don't know what exactly the story is. Or is about. Or could be about.

Make sense?

Here are the clues:

1. Adjective
2. Noun
3. Proper Name
4. Place
5. Noun
6. Verb (past tense, third person)
7. Noun
8. Adverb
9. Noun
10. Verb (infinitive)
11. Noun (plural)
12. Noun (state of being, e.g. happiness)
13. Noun
14. Adjective
15. Noun
16. Noun.


Funniest story wins. Good luck.

Side note: Infinitive is the form of the verb before you modify it for whatever person you're talking about (e.g. in "went," the infinitive is "to go").

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")


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Montgomery
Reigning Supreme
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*head hurts*

Back to English Grammar 101 huh?

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Woah! Shades of Mrs. Loza's class. Uh, thanks but no thanks.

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"Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile."
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Soul Coughing


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Ooh, I love these things!

1. Klingon
2. kumquat
3. Murgatroyd Aloysius Neutronium III, Esq.
4. Doodiopolis
5. gazelle
6. imploded
7. Greek Orthodox church
8. incoherently
9. USS Enterprise-Z
10. to run around screaming like a Banshee
11. Idahoes
12. ambivalence
13. hoop skirt
14. combustible
15. neon green mouse
16. dog's chew-toy

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"I think you people have proven something to the world: that a half a million kids can get together and have three days of fun and music� and have nothing but fun and music."
-Max Yasgur; Woodstock, NY; August, 1969


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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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TSN! YOU ARE JUST TOOOOOOOO COOL! *grins* You used kumquat.... AWESOME! *grins some more*

~Liz

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Aethelwer
Frank G
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That's nothing; I have a ship called the Kumquat.

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LOA
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Really? Oh, that is SOOOO awesome!!!! Kumquat! EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grins*

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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I worry about the girl.
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Montgomery
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EEEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
A KUMQUAT?!
Well I just LUUUURRvvvve KUMQUATS 2!
But i'd SOONER have a MMMMMMangoooOOOOO! <8D

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First of Two
Better than you
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1. Obtuse
2. Wombat
3. Gern Blensten
4. Oz
5. Submariner
6. Masticated
7. Ozone
8. Burbly
9. Platypus
10. To Bluff
11. Elvii
12. Lunacy
13. Monastery
14. Purple
15. Koala
16. Noun.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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1) Goofy
2) Egg
3) Charles Capps
4) Toronto
5) Scrambled Egg
6) Fried
7) Fried Egg
8) Ruthlessly
9) Boiled Egg
10) To go Bald
11) Rotten Eggs
12) Wrath
13) Chicken
14) Chicken
15) Head
16) Body

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Although this contest was partially my idea, I forgot the story already, so I'll enter just for fun.

1. delerious
2. polyacrylic substance
3. Fred the Chimpanzee
4. North Nowheresville
5. squid
6. crunched
7. evergreen tree
8. jumpily
9. neutron
10. to scream
11. hairs
12. awkwardness
13. pogo stick
14. lavender
15. buttermilk
16. pickle

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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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*shakes head* No, Monty... it's not the same... only Kumquats are special enough to make ME happy! *grin* Kumquat... hehehe.... Oh, TSN... I love ya! *grin*

!LOA

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Free bonus points for whomever uses the word "cranberry" the most creatively.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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That should be "whoever", cranberry.

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"I think you people have proven something to the world: that a half a million kids can get together and have three days of fun and music� and have nothing but fun and music."
-Max Yasgur; Woodstock, NY; August, 1969


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