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I will post 10A's or 10Q's every other week or so, providing I am still attending these forums. Entries will be judged all together instead by each question, so be creative.
1. Lee. 2. The purple t-shirt with the dragons and really nifty things on it! 3. Only if I'm getting a HUGE sum of money, and only if I get to kill the evil llama when i'm done. 4. Bun-bun did it. Ask Santa, he'll agree. 5. Because it occurs to me that even now, someone could have been burning Frank in efigy, and no one caught him quick enough! DAMN YOU ALL! 6. Spam. 7. Are there going to be naked women? If so, I'm in! 8. Don't ask that question. NEVER ask that question. 9. I'm sure the sheep had something to do with it. 10. I asked my plastic my little ponies, and they said that it had something to do with the fact that my roomate sometimes does stomach crunches while naked, socks dissappear in the dryer, and belly-buttons have lint. I decided not to ask for more information.
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
2. The purple t-shirt with the dragons and really nifty things on it!
What did you give them as a wedding gift?
3. Only if I'm getting a HUGE sum of money, and only if I get to kill the evil llama when i'm done.
Can you confirm that you're insane?
4. Bun-bun did it. Ask Santa, he'll agree.
Who tore up my Sluggy Freelance T-shirts?
5. Because it occurs to me that even now, someone could have been burning Frank in efigy, and no one caught him quick enough! DAMN YOU ALL!
BWAHAHA! Why do you think you ever could have suceeded?
6. Spam.
What should I use instead of motor oil?
7. Are there going to be naked women? If so, I'm in!
Are you coming to the senior citizens' center with us?
8. Don't ask that question. NEVER ask that question.
So, how are you today?
9. I'm sure the sheep had something to do with it.
Any idea where CC went?
10. I asked my plastic my little ponies, and they said that it had something to do with the fact that my roomate sometimes does stomach crunches while naked, socks dissappear in the dryer, and belly-buttons have lint. I decided not to ask for more information.
Math Exam - Question 1: Why does the derivative of 1/x at 0 have multiple values?
------------------ Frank's Home Page Noah Adams: "Well, some of them are really quite understandable. 'Montana is a leg.' is..." John Linnell: "...it's grammatical. It's not true, and it doesn't strictly make sense, and..."
*sexy voice over telephone* So... What are you wearing?
The purple t-shirt with the dragons and really nifty things on it!
Will you let me know when the mail gets here?
Only if I'm getting a HUGE sum of money, and only if I get to kill the evil llama when i'm done.
Um... Who�?
Bun-bun did it. Ask Santa, he'll agree.
Why are you wearing a polka-dot necktie?
Because it occurs to me that even now, someone could have been burning Frank in efigy, and no one caught him quick enough! DAMN YOU ALL!
Why do your breats hurt?
Spam.
Are you going to church with them?
Are there going to be naked women? If so, I'm in!
Who da man?!
Don't ask that question. NEVER ask that question.
Who put the bop in the bop-sh'bop-sh'bop?
I'm sure the sheep had something to do with it.
What's up?
I asked my plastic my little ponies, and they said that it had something to do with the fact that myroomate sometimes does stomach crunches while naked, socks dissappear in the dryer, and belly-buttons have lint. I decided not to ask for more information.
------------------ "I think you people have proven something to the world: that a half a million kids can get together and have three days of fun and music� and have nothing but fun and music." -Max Yasgur; Woodstock, NY; August, 1969
Who refuses to acknowledge the truth to the ways of the Cranberry Supremecists?
2. The purple t-shirt with the dragons and really nifty things on it!
When you think of Charles, what stands out about him in your mind?
3. Only if I'm getting a HUGE sum of money, and only if I get to kill the evil llama when i'm done.
Will you dance the can-can if Liam does the funky chicken?
4. Bun-bun did it. Ask Santa, he'll agree.
Who exiled me to the Island of Misfit Toys?
5. Because it occurs to me that even now, someone could have been burning Frank in efigy, and no one caught him quick enough! DAMN YOU ALL!
Why are you wearing mittens on your ears and have butterfly clips on your fingers?
6. Spam.
What, exactly, is a self-sealing stembolt and, in one word, could you explain what one would taste like, if one were to, hypothetically, eat one of them?
7. Are there going to be naked women? If so, I'm in!
Will you go rob a bank for a minimum fee?
8. Don't ask that question. NEVER ask that question.
How long is the Defiant, Jubes?
9. I'm sure the sheep had something to do with it.
Where did my nose get to and has anyone picked it up yet?
10. I asked my plastic my little ponies, and they said that it had something to do with the fact that my roomate sometimes does stomach crunches while naked, socks dissappear in the dryer, and belly-buttons have lint. I decided not to ask for more information.
What is the meaning of... "life, Get a"?
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
1.In the battle of Dark and Light, for the affections of Jubilee, who wins? Lee
2. If this girl is a Witch, what should I wear on our first date?? The purple T-shirt with the Dragon, and really nifty things on it.
3. Do you, Sir Edward, pledge alligence to the Good Llama, and swear to do battle by his side?? Only if I get paid HUGE sums of money, and only if I get to kill the evil Llama when I'm done.
4. Oh my God, someone's killed the Easter Bunnie, are there any suspects?? Bun-Bun did it, ask Santa, he'll agree!!
5. Jubilee, Why do you look so pissed off?? Because it occurs to me that even now, someone could be burning Frank in efigy, and no one caught him quickly enough!! Damn you all!!
6. And what would you like to go with your Spam, Spam, Spam ,Spam, eggs and Spam, Sir?? Spam!
7. Sir, would you like to join us at the Hari Kreshna temple?? Are there going to be naked women, if so, I'm in!!
8. (At a McDonalds) "Where's the beef?" Don't ask that question. Never ask that question!!
9. Does anybody know why Liam got arrested last night?? I'm sure the sheep had something to do with it.
10. Why am I locked up in here with a guy who thinks he's Jon-Luc Picard, another who thinks he is Queen Elizabeth, and another who thinks he's Kate Smith?? Well... I asked my plastic ponies, and they said it had something to do with the fact that my roomate sometimes does stomach crunches while naked, socks dissappear in the dryer, and bellybuttons have lint. I decided not to ask for more information.
------------------ "One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor". George Carlin
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"Ahhh! No more lies! Just tell me Frank, who is the other woman?!" 1. Lee.
"And this weeks INDISPENSIBLE fashion accessory is:" 2. The purple t-shirt with the dragons and really nifty things on it!
What did Terry Christian say to the producer's suggestion for an item for "The Word"? 3. Only if I'm getting a HUGE sum of money, and only if I get to kill the evil llama when i'm done.
"But Prime Minister, you authorised these arms sailes didn't you?!" 4. Bun-bun did it. Ask Santa, he'll agree.
"My GOD! We just sit here and STEW in our own JUICES and squeal about the world and all its terrible GOO. We gotta get OUT THERE - " 5. Because it occurs to me that even now, someone could have been burning Frank in efigy, and no one caught him quick enough! DAMN YOU ALL!
*insert gratuitous Monty Python reference and then say* 6. Spam.
"Hey Monty, wan't to go get a drink or something?" 7. Are there going to be naked women? If so, I'm in!
If JMS is such a genius, why did season 5 suck major ASS? 8. Don't ask that question. NEVER ask that question.
"Can I go now officer? My friend and I are clearly innocent in this matter." 9. I'm sure the sheep had something to do with it.
"Well my dear, just lie back and tell me why you think you deserve this promotion" 10. I asked my plastic my little ponies, and they said that it had something to do with the fact that my roomate sometimes does stomach crunches while naked, socks disappear in the dryer, and belly-buttons have lint. I decided not to ask for more information.
------------------ "NO! NO! Kill you all! Die! MAKE YOU SUFFER!!!"
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1. "What does a Vorlon Really look like under that encounter suit?"
2. "What is your quest?"
3. "Would you play in a AD&D game with First of Two?"
4. "Who took my Superman underoos?"
5. "Why are you breathing heavy while Charles isn't around?"
6. "What are little trolls made of?"
7. "Going to the Renaissance faire?"
8. "First of Two, tell me the secrets you've learned."
9. "What really happened on that Lear Jet?"
10. "What proof is there for the existence of mini-black holes?"
------------------ 'In every country and in every age the priest has been hostile to Liberty; he is always in allegiance to the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection of his own." ---- Thomas Jefferson
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Who's been the answer to six different questions so far, all of them in some way derogatory towards him?
1. Lee.
What do you want?
2. The purple t-shirt with the dragons and really nifty things on it!
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
3. Only if I'm getting a HUGE sum of money, and only if I get to kill the evil llama when I'm done.
Who's been sleeping in my bed?
4. Bun-bun did it. Ask Santa, he'll agree.
Why are you here?
5. Because it occurs to me that even now, someone could have been burning Frank in efigy, and no one caught him quick enough! DAMN YOU ALL!
What do you call annoying unsolicited emails that try to sell you things?
6. Spam.
Would you like to go on a camping holiday with me?
7. Are there going to be naked women? If so, I'm in!
How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
8. Don't ask that question. NEVER ask that question.
Who shot JR?
9. I'm sure the sheep had something to do with it.
Why?
10. I asked my plastic my little ponies, and they said that it had something to do with the fact that my roomate sometimes does stomach crunches while naked, socks disappear in the dryer, and belly-buttons have lint. I decided not to ask for more information.
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Well, this thread had a poor turnout, and I got a few complaints that the answers were too hard to come up with questions for. This doesn't mean my answers are too hard, it means you people aren't creative enough.... *LOL*
no, seriously, some of them might be a bit too hard, so I'll just post questions from now on.
First Place: Kosh. I havn't stopped laughing yet. *LMAO* Second Place: The Foxy One. *L* Third Place: The Shadow. And no, I can't really confirm my sanity, or lack there of.
See ya next week, when I post 10 questions......
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
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