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After shaking off the depression of seeing the Mountaineers lose form the 6th time this season, I've decided to jump back into the real world, and do another con.
Three new lines, a trek tech theme.
Scotty, "But Captain, it was the engine imbalance that created the wormhole in the first place. It will happen again if we don't correcft it!!"
Doc Hologram "The woman you saw was a halucination, created by the ships Nurogenic interface!!"
O'Brien Sir, Your submicron matrix activity is increasing exponentially!!"
------------------ Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!! Gandalf
*swears* Sorry, Ed, got the quote wrong. . . B(
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Kirk: You see? Even the engines have imbalances at times...That's why I use Metamucil Gold 50+ to take care of those natural imbalances...
Paris: Yeah, but it was great!
Sisko: They say its the first to go when you get older...
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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Scotty: "But, Captain, it was the engine imbalance that created the wormhole in the first place. It will happen again if we don't correct it!!"
Kirk: "I'm counting on it! That was one hell of a ride! Yee-haaaaa!"
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HoloDoc: "The woman you saw was a hallucination, created by the ship's Nurogenic interface!!"
Paris: "So... what you're saying is... I can't **** her?"
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O'Brien: "Sir, your submicron matrix is decreasing exponentially!!"
Sisko: "Yeah, I hate when the Viagra starts wearing off..."
------------------ Rimmer: "Holly, put a trace on Paranoia." Holly: "What's a trace?" Rimmer: "It's space jargon. It means 'find him'." Holly: "No it doesn't. You just made it up to sound cool." -Red Dwarf: "Confidence & Paranoia"
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1. Scotty: "But, Captain, it was the engine imbalance that created the wormhole in the first place. It will happen again if we don't correct it!"
Spock: "Then please do proceed, Mr. Scott. Your stone knives and bearskins await."
2. The Doctor: "The woman you saw was a hallucination, created by the ship's neurogenic interface!"
Harry: "You mean they really weren't trying to convince me I was from their planet?"
3. O'Brien: "Sir, your submicron matrix is decreasing exponentially!"
Picard: "Well, if I lose my last hair, I'll know who to blame; carry on, Chief."
------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Scotty, "But Captain, it was the engine imbalance that created the wormhole in the first place. It will happen again if we don't correct it!!" Kirk: --�Always with the negative vibes, Decker. You�re harshing my gig, baby!�
Doc Hologram "The woman you saw was a hallucination, created by the ships Neurogenic interface!!" Paris: � So, I *don�t * have to call her in the morning? The perfect date!�
O'Brien �Sir, Your submicron matrix activity is increasing exponentially!!" Picard: -- �That�s because I brush with Crest.�
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