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Krenim
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Welcome to what will most likely be the most bizzare contest to ever (dis)grace the Forums: The Interrogation of the Com!

Basically, this follows the same basic formula that created the infamous "The Interrogation of Charles Capps" threads:

First, find an existing Flare thread title created on or before November 7, 1999 (so as to prevent people from creating thread titles for this contest). Then, come up with the funniest "alternate" topic you can. Winner has the funniest entry. Have fun!

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"Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"

- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.



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Krenim
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Oh... I forgot one other rule:

You must include a link to the thread so I may verify its existance.

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"Captain! I must protest! I am NOT my neighbour's dog!"

- The First One, TrekSunday chat, Oct. 17, 1999.



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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern.
It is noted and stupid.
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About half of Baloo's threads are gonna qualify... *LOL*

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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld


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Montgomery
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*pines for simpler days of "caption competitions" and "S&M bondage fanasy threads"*

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You, your men, your ship, your WORLDS!"



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Kosh
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unless someone archived them, the bondage threads burned with the SFCR.

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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf



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First of Two
Better than you
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So start another one! What, nobody can think of any anymore?? Geez! A collection of some of the most twisted minds in the galaxy, and you'ns can't come up with one decent Interrogation thread??

Man, and I came already dressed!
*Poses in his X-Large Superman Underoos*
Tra-la-la-laaaaa! It's... /*obscure, but increasingly popular book reference*/ Captain Underpants!!

Dav Pilkey rules.

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Baloo and I have been reading the same books

[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited November 10, 1999).]


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Krenim
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*ahem*

Four responses and no entries...

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"Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built! It was fired only once: to keep William Shatner from making another album."

- The Collector, "Treehouse of Horror X," The Simpsons.


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The_Tom
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(Non-Entry Number Five)

I archived the interrogation just before SFCR disappeared for good. It'll pop up on the OL and post 'em...

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"Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?"
-Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody


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Krenim
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I declare myself the winner, as nobody actually entered.

This may go down in Enterforum history as the first contest that had absolutely no entries...

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"Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built! It was fired only once: to keep William Shatner from making another album."

- The Collector, "Treehouse of Horror X," The Simpsons.


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Jeff Raven
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You're mistaken, Krenim... Everyone who posted in here has entered in the true style of the Interrogation threads...completely wandering off from the original intent of the thread.


:-)

I am now going to overload on Hershey's� Chocolate Syrup.

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student



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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Wow, sure doesn't feel that long... becomes "The Secret Life of Jeff Raven".

TSN dared me to.......!: "When Interrogations Attack, a Fox Special".

The Invasion of England begins: "Calling all Blue Canaries".

I started this on Wednesday, or so says the timestamp.. Oops; forgot about it.

Is that how one does it?

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")


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