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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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*wonders when the Borg are gonna show up*

This is a collective story, after all...

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Mephistopheles's Repossessions and Furnace Works
C/O
Mephistopheles, Cain, Brutus, Medici, Torquemada, Richelieu,
Metternich, Tweed, Rasputin & Daley, Attorneys-at-Law
1 Perdition-on-the-Styx Plaza
Dis, The Nether Regions

"A Hell of a Law Firm"


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Gepta001
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Bashir's presence on DS9 is explained easily enough, him and Morn got switched when the galactic plug was pulled. Morn is now sitting in the Defiants Sickbay.

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii


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First of Two
Better than you
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Omega: You want the Borg, you got the Borg!
(although I know I'm taking a horrible risk doing it this way...)

Meanwhile, First of Two regains consciousness, only to find himself disconnected from the collective and lying on the floor of one of Quark's holosuites, looking up into the eyes of...

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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the son of Q. He snaps his fingers and...
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Alshrim Dax
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I am so loving this ...

(story cont...)

turns Julian into Morn.

Meanwhile, back at the Defiant ....

Kira: Receiving a transmission, Captain.
Sisko: Put on speakers Colonel.

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.. we will add your biological and technological destinctiveness to our own... Resistance is Futile.."

Sisko: Ya.. but what do you really want??

Borg: Truthfully .. all we want is Julian Bashir and Morn...

Sisko: Morn?? Why??

Borg: HE's handsome ...

Kira: You've got to be kidding!!!

From the Borg cube which was now coming into view... a energy bolt shot forth and struck the Defiant, causing power relay and monitors to spark and explode.

Borg: You must comply ...

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Q Continuum:

Q1: Now this is entertainment..

with a snap of his fingers.. the Enterprise E appeared..

Q1: Ahh.. mon capitaine has arrived ...

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- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax


[This message has been edited by Alshrim Dax (edited December 18, 1999).]


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AndrewR
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Suddenly Julian and Morn appeared on the Defiant's bridge (no doubt from the meddlings of the Q) then they were gone then they were back again... although this time there was only one figure... it was Juliorn - the combination of Julian Bashir and Morn...

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Ande he calls himself Captain Juliorn, and is a little too frisky.

Captain Juliorn: "Ensign, can you handle the Captain's Log?"

Ensign: "Is it Supple-mentary?"

When, at that exact moment, a herd of Targ come racing through the bridge and devour...

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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...the captain's log.

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"'...This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!' cried the Spirit stretching out its hand towards the city. 'Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse. And abide the end!'"
-Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol


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AndrewR
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Worf grimaces and nearly passes out! while the targ dissappear and Juliorn contorts fades and Lieutenant George Primmin - Odo's nemesis from season 1 - appears...

Primmin: "Wesley?"

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.


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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Odo: Wesley? You mean Wesley Crusher? Where is that sonofabitch? He may have been able to take over one show completely, but I'll be damned if I let him take over this one. Come here you...COME HERE!

While the chase is happening, Kira walks in, sees them and shouts.....

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Worf: He is an overgrown child and she is...confused.

O'Brien: It could still work.


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Hands OFF my ODO!

Primmin starts convulsing and turns into... Michael Eddington...

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.


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TSN
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...who phasers Wesley on the grounds that he is "worse than the Borg".

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"'...This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!' cried the Spirit stretching out its hand towards the city. 'Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse. And abide the end!'"
-Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol


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Lt. Tom
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*cut to a scene filled with peasants holding colorful flags*

PEASANTS: Yay.

*cut to...*


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all of the sudden a flock of african swallows drop cocunuts on worfs head, smashing his skull in.

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii


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TSN
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However, now that the swallows are unladen, it is possible for the others to calculate their airspeed velocity, making it a simple matter to phaser them down.

Eddington picks a few of the birds up. "Anyone for a barbecue?" he asks, heading for the mess hall.

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"'...This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!' cried the Spirit stretching out its hand towards the city. 'Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse. And abide the end!'"
-Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol


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