Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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I just bought the South Park Christmas album. I was impressed by the originality of the songs, such as Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, Merry F***in Christmas, and Swiss Colony Beef Log. So I'm looking for Original titles from all of you. Lyrics are also welcome as well. This will be graded a week from now. Happy thinking!
------------------ Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
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Title: Santa Run Me Over!! (sung to "Grandma got run over")
-----------Chorus!------------------------ Santa run me over with your riendeer, I've been really really good this year, It's the only thing I want for christmas, Kill me in an act of great mercy. -----------Chorus!------------------------
I'm just miserable this christmas, I'm now home for Christmas break, I'd be drinking lots of brandy, But i'm far too broke and young to get away.
When you come here christmas eve, I'll be standing by the door, Please don't spare a single moment, Just leave me ironed out upon the floor.
(chorus)
You know it's not that i hate christmas, Usually it doesn't suck. But I am home now with my family, And homicidal thoughts are all i've got.
It's a real great christmas present, To run me over with your sleigh, My family will be very gratefull, They wanted me to perish anyway.
(chorus)
My sister drives me crazy, with her t-shirt that can sing, And my mother's making turkey, That quite possibly could kill my family.
This morning we had terror, When the christmas tree fell down, And if they put any more lights on, It could burn the entire house into the ground.
(repeat chorus)
The End.
------------------ "SHOES!"
[This message has been edited by Jubilee McGann (edited December 17, 1999).]
*sings* Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away, hey!
Sorry, couldn't resist. :-)
------------------ "Back in the 14th century, stair-stepping to the oldies was not considered manly." -John Scalzi, on the longbow as the best weapon of the second millennium
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and a variation schoolchildren still sing today...
"Jingle Bells, Christmas smells, Santa Claus is dead, Rudolph took a .22 and shot him in the head, Barbie doll, Barbie doll, tried to save his life, But G.I. Joe came along, and stabbed her with a knife."
ah, christmas cheer and mindless violence. Two American traditions in one.
------------------ Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
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