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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Right! You've had it easy for a while, but I'm in a MEAN mood tonight, so no more Mr. Nice Guy. . .

Yes, it's time for all you young folk to test your mettle on some Classic Trek! Over in alt.binaries.startrek some sad git has been posting vidcaps from all the episodes, and I've earmarked a few for future use. Here come five (well, four and one other) of the best.

Fourth, Kirk plays hard to get.

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Kirk: That's strange... There are a pair of eyes in your mouth...

Gorn: That's because I'm really an actor in a cheesy dinosaur suit. What did you think I did, eat Spock?

Kirk: *Looks around* Spock? Spock? SPOCK!

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

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The Vorlon
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Kirk: "God! Do you ever need a breath mint!"

Gorn: "HHHHSSSSSS!!!!"

Kirk: "Oops."

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Kirk: "But...the Metron said we had to fight to the death."

Gorn: "What doesssss Metron know of love?"

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
--
R.E.M.

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Kirk: Look, I've already performed the first interracial kiss on television... Do I have to do the first interspecies kiss too?!

Gorn: Come on, sssugarlipsss!

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"Ooga Chucka Ooga Ooga" - Some Guy

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Warped1701
Back from Vacation
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Kirk: You do know where humans keep their genitials, don't you?

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Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all about....that's why we're aboard her!"

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The_Tom
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<obsure Canadian mode>

Kirk: Wow... you must be brushing regularly...
Gorn: I've be~een usi~ing Cowl~gete To~tal
Kirk: Look at those nice fangs. Very good.
Gorn: U~h Huu~uh
Kirk: And no gingivitis...
Gorn: I've be~een usi~ing Cowl~gete To~tal
Kirk: [OC] Suzy.. come have a look at this... [to Gorn] You must take good care of these...
Gorn: I've be~een usi~ing Cowl~gete To~tal
Kirk: Have I told you about Colgate Total?

</obsure Canadian mode>

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"Breen. Try saying it. Bre-een. Rolls nicely off the tongue, doesn't it?"

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Kirk: "Erm... Miss Metron? Uh... Why do I have to fight a rubber lizard?"

Metron: "Sorry. The Metrons had to make some funding cutbacks recently, and gladiator aliens were the first to go..."

Kirk: "Gladiators?" *notices the crowd of Metrons standing around cheering*

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

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AndrewR
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Kirk: No no Sssarr your stamping on my feet...
Sssarr: but I can not dance if i do not watch your feet.

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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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The Gorn gets the advantage in the firt intergalactic Sumo match.

Kirk: What are you trying to do...Tango with me Gorny???

Gorn: Ssssc**w you Kirk!

Kirk: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso


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Jay the Obscure
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At this point Kirk wishes the Metrons hadn't given him a male Gorn he had to fight...rather he wants a female Gorn he can simply seduce...and use his "have sex with the female alien" diplomatic skills.

Then again...looking at the Gorn, maybe he doesn't.

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso


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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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...but then knowing Jim Kirk, maybe he does

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"YOU SMEG!"

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The_Tom
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With diplomacy, seduction and phasers failing to reslove the situtation, Kirk resorts to the Titty Twister

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"Breen. Try saying it. Bre-een. Rolls nicely off the tongue, doesn't it?"

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Xentrick
good to go
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Gorn: "Take back what you said about Godzilla!"
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Xentrick
good to go
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Gorn: "I told you, human, no means NO!"

Kirk: "I'm not trying to seduce you, honest. I'm just trying to get that ringed-planet logo off your back."

Gorn: "Is that the same line you used on Carol Marcus?"

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