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deadcujo
Spectator
Member # 13

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Kirk: "Tell me, where do you get..your wardrobe?

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The morbid dog known as shaun lyle...


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Sssarr: Here's looking at you, Kirk.

Kirk: Frankly Sssarr, I don't give a damn......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 16, 1999.]


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The Excalibur
Senior Member
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Gorn: I love you, you love me...

kirk: NOOOOOOOOO!!

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse


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Xentrick
good to go
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With horror, the brave Starfleet captain realizes he can't use his never-fails move against the enemy. There just isn't any way to "Mike Tyson" a Gorn.
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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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The Metrons found that their casting of Romeo and Juliet left something to be desired. But it was still great fun for them to watch.

Kirk: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Gorny is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon....

Gorn: Good night, good night! parting is ssssuch ssssweet ssssorrow,
That I shall ssssay good night till it be morrow.

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso


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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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the Gorn sings a song to Kirk...

SSSS-E-X-X-Y

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

[This message was edited by Jay on March 17, 1999.]


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Yet another Star Trek production of "Little Red Riding Hood"

Kirk: My those are big eyes, Grandma...

Gorn: The better to ssssee you with, Dear...

Kirk: My those are really big teeth you have, Grandma...

Gorn: The better to eat you withhhhh!

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda


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Antagonist
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Kirk, DDA: "Juuuust about done Mr. G. You know you really do keep your teeth in good condi-"

Gorn: "I use colgat-ACK!"

Kirk, DDA: Ooops sorry mr. G, look like I just hit a cavity, four of 'em back here. Gonna have to yank your left lower molars...I'm sorry mr. G what were you syaing?"

Gorn: I use colgate tota-OUCH!"

Kirk, DDA: Your tooth is decayed all the way to the nerve...you know you should really use Colgate Total."

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."


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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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Kirk: "Is it too late to say 'I'm not your type'?"

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"A fellow's invented see-through film
He calls it 'cellophane!'
Another has built a parachute
For jumping out of an airplane!

Remarkable things flow endlessly
From out the human brain!
Indeed
And what a remarkable age this is!"
--Titanic: the Musical


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Gorn picks up Kirk, throws him to the ground. Kirk trys to rise, but is kicked by the gorn, who then picks his up, body-slams him, and knocks him cold

Judge: It's a draw!

Metrons: Excellent. Oh, I mean, what a shame. Okay, we'll have a rematch on Earth next time okay? Hey, has Spock got representation?

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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The two greatest libidos of all time meet:

Kirk: For the last time Daryus, I will not go out with you!

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on March 19, 1999.]


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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The winner is Tora Ziyal. Runners-up are Sol and PsyLiam. PsyLiam? What the hell kind of name is PsyLiam?
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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It's a stunning name, I tell you what.

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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane


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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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I won? WOOHOO!

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"A fellow's invented see-through film
He calls it 'cellophane!'
Another has built a parachute
For jumping out of an airplane!

Remarkable things flow endlessly
From out the human brain!
Indeed
And what a remarkable age this is!"
--Titanic: the Musical


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