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*slowly, the camera pulls back, revealing the world as a giant chess set. Two Gods, one of Pure Darkness, one of Pure Light, stand watching the blissful scene*
Gods: (in unison, each pointing at the other) "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! This is all YOUR FAULT!!!!!!"
*The camera pulls back even further, revealing that even the Gods are players on a chessboard. It is watched over by a stunning Goddess. She grins, and winks at the camera.*
*Fade to black*
------------------ Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
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CC, where exactly is that left hand going??
------------------ Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one to carry on my legacy. Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now I have no one to leave my enormous fortune to. No one. ~C. Montgomery Burns
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I am deeply disturbed by this sight. *shudders*
------------------ "...more people buy Harry Potter novels than the works of Alexander Pope, but that's no measure of their quality." -Tom Aylward-Nally, December 29, 1999
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Prakesh: since I've never read Terry Pratchett, I have to assume that this idea sprang full-grown from my colossal cranium. Something like Athena and Zeus.
------------------ Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*Time: 9:00am*
CC: Goodbye, sugarmuffin...... *kiss*
Jubes: Goodbye, sweetiepie...... *kiss*
*CC Checks Itinery*
CC: waitaminute, flight leaves at 1930 hrs.... I thought it was leaving at 9:30 in the morning..... Silly me..... Well, Jubes, looks like we've got some extra time with each other, what do you want to do?
Jubes: *GRIN*
CC: *GRIN*
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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On weekdays, he is part of one of the hottest boy band groups around. On weekends, he is a sex-crazed maniac, ready to hit the sack with ANYONE in arm's length. And his name is...
......JOEY FATONE
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1
RUN AND HIDE YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS!!!!
------------------ Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time
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