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Starbuck
"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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Commercial Towing Vehicle Nostromo, somewhere in a parallel universe...

Ripley: What the hell is it?
Ash: Frankly, I don't know... It appears to be some kind of parasitic organism... and it appears to have permanently attached itself to his face!
Kane: I told Captain Dallas not to go down that shaft!!!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

[This message has been edited by Starbuck (edited January 06, 2000).]


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Mikey T
Driven
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Last time on Days of Our Lives...

Princess Gina plans to ruin Hope Brady's life by whatever means necessary...

Bo: *voice muffled* Hope, I can't breathe. Can you take your tougne out of my air hole?

Gina as Hope: What's wrong Brady? You said that you wanted me to go deep earlier.

Bo: I meant something else *gag*

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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart

-Backstreet Boys


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*ROTFLMAO*@Starbuck!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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Charles Capps
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It is noted and stupid.
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I don't know what's scarrier, the fact that I know what he's talking about or the fact that it makes perfect sense...

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"Shoes, yes. Definitely. Shoes."


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Starbuck
"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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Oopsie...
*suddenly realises the shaft bit could be misconstrued*
What the hell, it's not like making double entendres about the forums' owner is going to get me killed
But I dunno what Jubes is gonna say when she finds out she's been called a facehugger...

Actually, this reminds me of a quote from that John Travolta/Nicolas Cage movie: "I'm gonna take his face off!" *fohcl*

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Epoch
Geology Rocks
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This picture is repulsing and yet somehow attracting.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.



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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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"...It sickens me, yet I can't look away."

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Jubes and Charles take part in the longest group French kiss...unfortunately it was supposed to be in Taiwan.

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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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And yet he STILL hasn't shaved that bloody beard off.

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"Obesity. Adiposity. Corpulence. Whatever word you use, it represents one thing: being a big fatass."

Geraldo Rivera


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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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I told him if he shaved the beard, I'd shave my head, and I meant it.

And as for being called a parasitic organism.... I'll extract my revenge later, Star.....

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Charles Capps
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In response to: "He's biting that female!"

Yes, but it's good biting.

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Starbuck
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quote:
I don't know what's scarrier, the fact that I know what he's talking about or the fact that it makes perfect sense...

Charles... are you referring to me or Michael_T?

*reads rest of new posts*
LOL@Jubes... shave your head indeed...

Anyone remember that Capcom where I brought up CC's resemblance to Riker? Well here it is again...
Oddly enough he also looks like Tom Skerritt circa Alien, hence the facehugger gag... Sorry Jubes, it had to be done!

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
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...and suddenly a black hole appeared between CC and Jubes...

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"All the lonely people, where do they all come from" - Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles.



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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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...and as you see, this is the unfortunate result of Jim Henson's first try at the two-headed monster.

or

...Doctors in Southern California have just made a breakthrough in modern Medical Science. They have successfully performed an operation to create the world's first man-made siamese twins!


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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

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First of Two
Better than you
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Narrator: "And once Jubes and Charles had made the Beast With Two Backs, they found no difficulty in making the Beast With No Face."

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson



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