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Your starship crew might be rednecks if the Federation president is named Clinton.
------------------ "The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate." -Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"
Starbuck "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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Okay folks, your time is up!!! So let's see how they did... I have to say I'm impressed by the level of responses, so we have a few categories...
And the winners are: The What's Cookin' Ma? prize goes to Jeff Raven for "If tribbles are the main ingredient in most meals." The Hollering Frequencies Open prize goes to Alshrim Dax for "... they think that 10 forward is part of Communications Protocol: Y'all git down here.. we got us some trouble.. 10 Forward - o'er'n'a-out!!" The OshKosh Biballs prize for the obligatory arse joke goes to TSN for "...at least 30% of the chief engineer's buttocks is visible above the back of his pants." The Jed Clampett Memorial Prize is shared by Saiyanman Benjita and Commander Paris, who provided "...when your emergency medical holographic protocol says "Come on an git a lookit this before I flush it." and "All of your science officer's theories begin with 'I reckon...'" respectively. And finally... special mentions to Nimrod for "When every first contact with an unknown species is introduced with the declaration that you don't take kindly to their types around here." and to Ultra Magnus for "...you replace 'Command Red' to 'Lumberjack Plaid'."
Overall winner: TSN - congratulations! Your Marvel Comics No-Prize is in the mail
Nice efforts, guys - let's do this again soon!
------------------ "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
[This message has been edited by Starbuck (edited January 19, 2000).]
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