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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Yes, I'm quite glad I'm not in these also.

And Jubes really should keep walking straight out of this thread.


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Justin_Timberland
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Okay, this is my parody of the Backstreet Boys hit "Larger than Life"...


I may run and hide
when you people search for me, alright
But let me tell you now
There are prices to being me, alright
All of my time spent is keeping you peeps in line

All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your questions affecting my sanity
Every time there's a post
I make sure it's in line
And that makes me chief administrator


Looking at the forums
And I see your bloody name, c'mon
Wishin' that you could thank me in a sexual way, c'mon
'Cause all of my time spent is keeping you peeps in line

All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your questions affecting my sanity
Every time there's a post
I make sure it's in line
And that makes me chief administrator

All of my time spent is keeping you peeps in line

All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your questions affecting my sanity
Every time there's a post
I make sure it's in line
And that makes me chief administrator


Yeah, every time I'm on
Yeah, I make it all right
Yeah, and that's what makes me chief administrator

All you people can't you see, can't you see
How your questions affecting my sanity
Every time there's a post
I make sure it's in line
And that makes me chief administrator

Hope you all enjoy

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Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time

-Britney Spears


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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Parody to Britney Spears's "Baby One More Time."

Oh CC, CC, how was I supposed to know?
That you need another admin?

Oh CC, CC, who do think that it could be?
Someone from the forums?

Show me, who you want it to be!
Could it be Tim, Frank, First, or maybe even Jubilee!

Your big ol' forums are looking mean! (looking mean!)
Not Greco-Roman, but UBB! (UBB!)

When you see them, it will blow your mind!
The Interrogations!

Post me, CC, one more time!

I'll work on the rest of it after my desk shift.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Hey, waitaminute! I'm in that one! Grrr... :-)

Y'know, I'm listening to Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" as I read this thread. I considered parodying it, simply changing "Aqualung" to "Charles Capps". Then I realized that calling CC an old, filthy pedophile might not be a good idea... *LOL*

Then again, compared to the rest of the thread...

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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To the tune of "Thunderbird", by TMBG.

I know, I know, I said that I would quit
Alright, I promise no more after this
You don't know how I tried
To forget what it was like
I remember now, I remember now
Why they call him Charles Capps
Why they call him Charles Capps

Man oh man, my throat is dry
Man are you thinking what I
am? Well what about it then?
Before you post you have to learn to rules
Don't call him Chuck, oh no you stupid fools!
To get all of the posts
Set the menu to the most
I remember now, I remember now
Why they call him Charles Capps
Why they call him Charles Capps

They devised a plan, they would melt a man
And they called it Charles Capps
Yes they called it Charles Capps

We have fun, me and my girl
We'll have fun fun fun until
Charles takes her dad away

I know, I know, I said that I'd desist
Alright I promise no more after this
Not to post the spam I like
Not to soar across the sky
Spread my alias and fly
Spread my alias and fly

I remember now, I remember now
Why they call him Charles Capps
Why they call him Charles Capps

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"20th Century, go to sleep."
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R.E.M.


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Mikey T
Driven
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Okay, I couldn't resist making a parody of "Shake Your Bon-Bon...

I'm a desparate mano
Looking in your window
I see you in your underwear
I wonder if you sleep in it
I wanna touch you now
But you got a restraining order
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
I want you to tie you up now
And become your sex slave
We'll go at it all day
And scream out oh, oh
Shove it my way, oh
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off

Oh my God, oh my God
I'm in your temple of pleasure
We'll go at it all day
And scream out oh, oh
Shove it my way, oh
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off

I know you're a horny bastard
I wanna know what you're into
Are you into bondage
I wanna be the guy
That's gonna make you gasp, and make you beg
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Up in my attic
C'mon I wanna keep ya
We'll go at it all day
And scream out oh, oh
Shove it my way, oh
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off

I hope CC doesn't take offense to any of the parodies I or anyone else created. We like him...

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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart

-Backstreet Boys


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Er, what does that have to do with CC?

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Siegfried
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Umm, okay. Wow. I think Justin has an obsession with The Obsessive C.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker


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Mikey T
Driven
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Okay, it's a slow day here in Los Angeles, with the rain and all. I've ended up with making a parody with both of my Backstreet Boys album for Charles Capps.

Parody of I Want It That Way...

He is the administrator
The one in charge
Believe what he says cuz
Charles wants it his way

Good thing that we're miles appart
He can't reach to tear my heart out
But then again, he has my e-mail
Cuz Charles wants it his way

Tell me why
The Defiant's 120
Tell me why
There are only six Galaxies
Tell me why
Cuz of what Charles says goes since
Charles wants it his way

Have we lost our minds
And given in to Charles Capps
Yes I know it could be too late
But Charles wants it his way

Tell me why
Voyager's in the Beta Quad
Tell me why
There are no Ambassadors
Tell me why
Cuz of what Charles says goes since
Charles wants it his way

Now I think that we're all going nuts
Because of what Charles says, yeah
No matter what we think
He wants us to know that
It's his forums and we are just members
He is the boss
The one who has the final word
He is, he is, he is, he is
He doesn't wanna hear you say...

He doesn't wanna hear you say,
The Defiant's 120,
Voyager is in the Beta Quad,
(Doesn't wanna hear you say it),
He never wants to hear you say,
Cuz Charles wants it his way

Tell me why...
Seven of Nine is still a child,
Harry Kim should die in the next episode,
Tell me why,
He never wants to hear you say,
(Never wanna hear you say it),
Cuz Charles wants it his way

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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart

-Backstreet Boys


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Mikey T
Driven
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You will all have to excuse Justin for that parody, he has the flu and it seems he lost his mind when he typed that.

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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart

-Backstreet Boys

[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited January 17, 2000).]


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Justin_Timberland
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Hey Michael, at least I'm not the one who made that Ricky Martin parody...

And get off my desktop!!
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Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time

-Britney Spears

[This message has been edited by Justin_Timberland (edited January 17, 2000).]


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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I think it's best that I judged this here and now, for I fear for my sanity.

The runner up is Monty, because when you're right, you're right.

And the winner, who shall own bragging rights as "The best CC Songmistress in the history of ever" is Frank, who took time out of his (most certainly) hectic schedule to provide us with an actual audio recording of his song. (Which, in itself, was a bit disturbing. )

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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.

-Jack Handey

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited January 17, 2000).]


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Aethelwer
Frank G
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"Songmistress"?!

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"I can't remember stuff." - John Linnell


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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LMAO

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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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*LOL*
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