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AndrewR
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Ahhhhhh TSN! Star Trek: The Weather Channel HAS to be hosted by that alien in the control center in Star Trek: IV - I mentioned it back up in General Discussion ;o) You know the one "Tokyo: 78% cloud cover", "Leningrad: Heavy Rain" LOL!

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"...it might be easier to study
ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000


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AndrewR
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Star Trek: Risa

Meet the Guys and Girls of Risa, and journey with them as the come face to face with Jama'Haron...

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"...it might be easier to study
ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000


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Mikey T
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Here are other Star Trek series from moi.....

Sex and Star Trek

Meet five very close girl pals onboard the Federation Starship Kelly. All of them are looking for love and ending up in very compromising positions......I mean situations.

Star Trek: Mating Rituals

A show about the different mating rituals in the Star Trek universe from the Romulans, to the Klingons, to the Breen, and to the humans.

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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart

-Backstreet Boys


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AndrewR
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Star Trek: The Founder Years... the life of one young changeling growing up during the 2260's.

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"...it might be easier to study
ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000


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TSN
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Star Trek: The Real Life: Five officers live together on a starship, recorded by holocameras, and talk about their interactions.

some officer: "Y'know, sometimes I just don't know about Lieutenant Chalmers. Like, the other day, he put Andorian tapioca in my boots. I mean, what's this guy's problem?"

Lt. Chalmers: "He complained about that?! Oh, come on! I was just having a little fun! Just ribbing the guy, y'know? If he can't take a little joke, maybe he shouldn't be here."

some other officer: "They aren't just jokes. Chalmers is a jerk. Last week, he tuned my sonic shower to play a high-frequency rendition of Beethoven's ninth symphony. My body is going to be resonating the "Ode to Joy" for a month..."

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Col. Maybourne: "Teal'c... It's good to see you well."
Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."
-Stargate SG-1: "Touchstone"


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AndrewR
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ohhhhhhh that Chalmers boils me up!!!!!

*ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

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"...it might be easier to study
ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000


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AndrewR
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Star Trek: Tin Man

Join the exploration twosome of Tin Man (Gomtuu), a natural space-borne lifeform and Tam Elbran (Harry Groener - TV's Buffy: The Vampire Slayer), a powerful Betazoid telepath, as they journey throughout the Galaxy insearch of others of Tin Man's race...

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Star Trek: Trill

Explore the dark underground caverns of Trill everyweek with unjoined Trill!

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"...it might be easier to study
ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000


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Jeff Raven
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Star Trek: Interplanetary Graphic

"Today we will be exploring the native flora and fauna of Deneb; get up close to those voracious slime worms, find out how the Denebian clown-faced jackal gets its name, and learn why you should never tease the trap-flower."

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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family


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Alshrim Dax
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Man .. this one was tough !!! But I've narrowed it down to the top 3 w/ one honourable mention..


3rd Place:AndrewR with his Star Trek: Opera Cops

I liked the Cops Theme in Klingonese:

Pat'aK, Pat'aK, Ijeh te'h op'Q Ta? Ije'Ph T'Ye op'K YjiQ U'w yott'r go gagQ'h?"

2nd Place: Justin_Timberland with Star Trek: Starfleet Academy: I like this one cuz, Brittany Spears BITES IT !!

And now .. for the Grand Prize of 100 Billion Cyber-Credits, and a 7 days and 7 nights where ever he'd like to go at StarTrek: Continuum (Enhanced Browser Mode):

TSN - with - Star Trek: Shuttlecraft 03

"Space, that big, black, sparkly thing out there. These are the meanderings of the shuttlecraft Shuttlecraft 03. Its so-called 'mission': To play disco every Thursday during Ladies' Night. To establish at least twelve Starbucks' on each planet in the galaxy. To imitate really bad British accents and say things like 'Pip-pip! Cheerio!' and 'Right! What all this, then?'" *porno-style music plays*

Honourable mention still goes to TSN with Star Trek: The Weather Channel ..

Can you imagine ??? A five hour special on the Weather Trends of Risa !! Bwhahahahaha !!!!! They must have had a bad day when Worf Kiboshed the weather monitoring systems !!

Well played all..

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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!!

- Alshrim Dax
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Live Long and Prosper

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Montgomery
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As the resident meteorologist, may I say I quite liked that idea.

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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"

- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation



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AndrewR
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Ohhhh! heh heh thanks... I really enjoyed this thread too!

Andrew

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ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the
Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000


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Alshrim Dax
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Thanks .. I thought it was an pretty good idea...

I'm coming up with others ...

Please standby..

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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax:


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Star Trek: The Captains quest

My 5 year mission to score with really hot alien chicks.

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