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Ok .. the first one went well... Time to reprise your creative eyes and come up with the Best Worst Trailer ---> For example: Star Trek: X (The Riker Movement) And the trailer Body ---
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Star Trek: Pokemon!!!! This time, the Crew of the Enterprise-E battle something even more dangerous than the Borg, S'ona, or the Dominion Combined!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
------------------ "My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht." Psychiatrist: "Again."
Our on going mission, to seek out new forms of cute and destroy them. To eradicate the mindless of cute driven minions, To purge the universe of the wretched vile creatures that popuplate teen pop-culture and destory them uterly and totaly.
------------------ I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.
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Troi: *walking onto the bridge* "Where's the captain?"
Riker: "He wanted too much money, so he's an admiral now and not on the ship."
Troi: "Oh. What about Data?"
Riker: "He got tired of being typecast as an android, so we finally let him become human. Then he forgot, tried to fight a Klingon, and... well..."
Troi: "Ouch. Speaking of Klingons, why isn't Worf showing up about now?"
Riker: "Well, he was getting tired of the role, too, so he's staying in his job on Qo'noS."
Troi: "Uh... And Geordi?"
Riker: "Remember how he was introduced to show that there are still disabled people in the future? Well, now that he's got his eyes back, there really wasn't any reason to keep him around."
Troi: "Crusher?"
Riker: "Unfortunate hair dye mishap."
Troi: "Hm... So I guess that just leaves you and me, eh?"
Riker: "Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about that..."
Star Trek X: The Riker Frontier
------------------ Lisa: "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Bart: "Not if you called them 'stench blossoms'..." -The Simpsons
Ship's computer: All personel, evacuate the ship. This is not a drill.
*exploding conduits and consoles*
On the bridge of the Vanderbilt Class USS Carnegie...
Commander Onnatop: Captain, we have now commenced the evacuation of the ship.
Captain Wil Riker: Good, let's go to the Diplomatic shuttle then ourselves.
Onnatop: But sir, doesn't the captain go down with the ship?
Riker: You've got to be kidding? That phrase was just a load of bull and there's no way I'm going to die here!
Just then the ship rocked, everyone fell to the floor. Riker then stares at the Breen ship as it fires directly on the bridge. He then sees his entire sex life flash before his eyes...
Star Trek: The Riker Sex Life Experience
------------------ Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time
Fast move in - through the Bajoran system - passed several cargo ships + one or two Klingon or federation ships - move into DS9 closer closer - then into ops...
------------------ "...it might be easier to study ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000
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I'm posting this for Michael_T since he is upgrading his computer...
*Music from TOS begins*
Space, the babe frontier...
These are the sexcapades of William T. Riker...
His eternal mission, to seek out lots of babes...
To boldly get laid like no man has done before...
STAR TREK: BONDAGE
*credits roll*
Johnathan Frakes as "Master" Wil Riker
Spice Williams as Verina "Bullwhip" Sadistica
Johan Paulik as Nilo "Cabinboy" Derier
Famken Jensen as Mistress Olaubousan
Tyra Banks as Denlia Ohhhhhhhhh
Denise Richars as Dr. Chrismas "Probe-Happy" Jones
With special guest stars...
Heather Locklear as Amanda "Da Slut" Shlong
and Hillary Clinton as herself
*End of music*
------------------ Sometimes I run Sometimes I hide Sometimes I'm scared of you But all I really want is to hold you tight Treat you right, be with you day and night Baby all I need is time
Starbuck "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
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EXT Deep space. The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E hangs silently in front of a beautiful, psychedelically-coloured nebula. Suddenly, the sound of an engine turning over shatters the obligatory soft orchestral muzak. Naturally, it doesn't start.
LAFORGE [v/o] Bloody hell!
CUT TO Main Engineering. LAFORGE, DATA and BARCLAY stand around the "pool table"
BARCLAY [camp] Oh, that is SO annoying!
LAFORGE [irritated] Why the hell isn't it working??
DATA thumps the "pool table" in frustration
DATA [majorly pissed off] Dammit!
CUT TO the Bridge. RIKER is pacing up and down furiously. The new HELM OFFICER - a TRILL - is drumming her fingers on the console.
PICARD [to RIKER] Will you cut that out? It's seriously getting on my nerves!
HELM OFFICER Ooh, don't you just find this so irritating?
FADE TO title montage. Orchestral music reaches a rousing crescendo.
Star Trek X: The Vexed Generation Coming Soon To A Cinema Near You
------------------ "Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"
Edited to fix an italics bleed
[This message has been edited by Starbuck (edited February 09, 2000).]
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