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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Its being held in a 7-11.
Guys with Larry, Curly and Moe constumes keep wandering in from the 3 Stooges convention down the hall.
You count the number of Spock ears and get an odd number.
Ben and Jerry's decide to release a new flavor called "Roddenberry"
They're serving 'spockwiches'.
The keynote speaker is William Shatner's hairpiece.
All the hookers look like Klingons.
There's a guy wandering around with a trenchcoat asking people if they want to see his 'phaser'.
Someone yells, "Beam me up, Skippy!"

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Of course, this ties into the "You might be a Trekker..." thread when one wonders whether you mean looking like traditional homemade Klingons, or looking like Jennifer Gatti in TNG's "Birthright".

Not that I had such a thought, mind you.

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