Tom: B'Elanna! stop jabbing me in the head, I think there is a mark now...
------------------ With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
Paramount Pictures present "Francis Ford Coppola's Star Trek: Voyager," starring: James Caan as Sonny Parisone, Talia Shire as Be'lanna Torresone, Al Pacino as, er, Micheal Chakoteone, Diane Keaton as Kay Janeway, Robert Duvall as the Emergency Holographic Consiglieri, John Cazale as Fredo Kimeoni, with Marlon Brando as Don Neelixone and introducing (oh, no!) Sofia Coppola as Kes.
Paris: "Er, hold on, we're brother and sister! You married some other guy!"
Torres: "Actually, I think it's just his way of commenting on how much you look like James Cann in this pic."
Paris: "Oh, I get it now!"
*general hilarity ensues*
------------------ Space Corps Directive #723: Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon.