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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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Paris: I'm warning you B'Elanna, you will not tell anyone about my heamerroids.(sp)

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"YOU SMEG!"

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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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Harry: Tag, you're it

Paris: No, you cheated I don't want to be it, NO! NO! NO!

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"YOU SMEG!"

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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25

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Harry: Face it Tom, I got a date with Jenny Delaney and you didn't.

Paris: Yeah, well......I'm just taller than you, so there!

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"YOU SMEG!"

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First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

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*Paris finally goes space-happy*

Paris: "Phone Home! Phone Home! T.P. Phone Home!"

Harry: "He's been like this all day, Captain."

Paris: "Owwch... Elliot..."

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*I only SEEM Normal*

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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*obscure Capcom mode on*

Paris: You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order!

*obscure Capcom mode off*

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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Paris: "Oh yeah? Well you're not allowed to rent here anymore!"

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
--
They Might Be Giants

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Paris: No, don't tell me what to do young man. Don't you DARE speak back to me again. Dare to point at me huh? GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!! No curry for you tonight.

*Sorry Daryus....*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Paris suffers the the often plague of trying to come up with a good comeback to an insult...

Paris:...Yeah, well...er...um, You're mom is ugly too!

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Paris: *unmoving* "Ohhhhhh aaaaaaa."

Chakotay: "What did he say?"

Janeway: "It sounded like 'oil can'..."

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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I want YOU for Starfleet.

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Paris: "Yeah, I know how to get there from here. You go into that turbo-lift, ask for Deck 1, and when the door opens, she'll be the self-righteous one in the center chair."

Heavily-armed alien intruder: "Thanks, you've been most helpful."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Tom does his impression of Harry Enfield's comedy creation Loadsamoney. . . Plasterer of Paris, as it were! 8)

Tom: "OI, YOU! Shut your mouth and take a look at my WAD!"

Harry: "What wad? You're not holding anything!"

Tom: "Uh, well, we don't actually have money anymore, so. . ."

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Tom: "I tell you! It wasn't me who endangered our interspecies relations this time! It was him! It was Harry who fell for the beautiful alien officer! I just blocked off Tuvok's investigation and was a somewhat volontary participant in an interspecies incident! But it was all his fault I tell you!"

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Paris: "She's a witch! Burn her!"

Janeway: "What was that, Mr. Paris?!"

Paris: "Erm... I was, uh... just practicing for our performance of Monty Python and the Holy Grail..."

Janeway: "Oh?"

Paris: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

Janeway: "Security? Please escort Mr. Paris to the brig."

Paris: "D'oh!"

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail