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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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Okay the rules are simple.
1. Answers may be of the following: A witty answer to a question, a witty remark to a statement, a snap.
2. Be creative (No old snaps like "Yo momma's so fat when she wear a Malcolm X Shirt, Choppers land on her."
3. "You throw a wack snap you gotta go" (The answer doesn't meet my high standards, you lose and are out of the contest immediately. The last one standing is the winner.)
4. Additional questions may follow to weed out the champions from the losers.

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1. Something weird just happened......

2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?

3. Brother can you spare a dime?

4. Damnit Jim...

5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"

And some word associations.

6. Kitty Litter

7. broomrape

8. enuresis

9. Macintosh

10. Spread Eagle

and to finish it off, a definition.

11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Have fun!

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide

[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited April 13, 2000).]


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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1. Something weird just happened......

Yeah, somebody came up w/ an original contest...

2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?

You've got it in "CD Player" mode...

3. Brother can you spare a dime?

No, but I'll spare your ass from my boot if you turn around and leave right now...

4. Dammnit Jim...

...I don't know whether to spell it "dammit" or "damn it"!

5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"

...said Ash to Professor "Hard as an" Oak on the new adult spinoff of a favorite children's show, Pornémon.

6. Kitty Liter

Not quite the same as a Kitty Quart, eh?

7. broomrape

Things done "in the closet".

8. enuresis

teacher: "Johnny, use this word in a sentence: enuresis."
Johnny: "When I traded part of my lunch today, I told Sam 'I want your candy bar enuresis peanut-butter cup.'"

9. Macintosh

Same to you!

10. Spread Eagle

You first...

11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Neo-Nazis.

my reasoning:
anti- == "against"
-dis- == "insult"
-est- == Latin for "is"
-abl- == like "able"
-ish- == "kinda like"
-ment- == from "mentality"
-arianism == "Aryanism"

So, it's people who are opposed to allowing insults toward Aryanists.

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-Geordi LaForge to Wesley Crusher, TNG: "Sarek"


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The359
The bitch is back
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1) ...And, damnit, I forgot my video camera!

2) Because Ricky Martin was born

3) I'm your sister...

4) ...I don't know how to spell damnit!

5) "Now who's up next for the 'First To Hell' award?"

6) Damnit, I told you a thousand times! Not in the cereal, in the LITTER BOX!

7) *gets dictonary* *looks up broomrape* *realizes he has a sick, sick mind*

8) ENURESIS!
*slapped by all the woman around*

9) Trash Can

10) SCORE!

11) Supercalifragilisticexbealidocios

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Jeff Raven
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1. Something weird just happened......
So that's where the smell is coming from...

2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?
Hmmm...maybe if you turned the radio off, it would solve the problem.

3. Brother can you spare a dime?
No, but I can spare some advice. GET A JOB!

4. Dammnit Jim...
I'm a doctor, not one of those fancy schmancy EMHs...

5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"
Who knew the little furball could clean clogs in the toilet so well...

6. Kitty Liter
Oh yeah, Kitty Liter... new flavor of snapple, I take it.

7. broomrape
What does parasitic herbs of the genus Orobanche, having purplish or yellowish flowers and small scalelike leaves that lack chlorophyll have to do with anything?

8. enuresis
Hmmm... incontinence eh? Where do you get these, dude?

9. Macintosh
Welcome to Frank-Mart. Crapintosh accessories, Aisle G.

10. Spread Eagle
I heard that stuff is good on biscuits...

11. Antidisestablishmentarianism

Anti=against
dis=not
establishment=government(close enough)
arian=someone of, or to be of
ism=set policy of

I would have to say its a policy to be against anarchists...

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond, UB Student


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PsyLiam
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You know, it's much easier to be funny when you're not trying to be. Forcing people to be amusing usually results in a lot of clever plays on words, but little actual humour. So this time, I am goign to make no effort, and just use rude words in an attempt to be big and hard.

1. Something weird just happened......

Fucked if I know what it was though.

2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?

Because you're a donkey-raping shit-eater?

3. Brother can you spare a dime?

No, because you are homeless scum who will spend it on booze. Go and get washed, get a job, and stop making me feel like shit for actually having a normal life.

4. Dammnit Jim...

I got my fecking arse stuck in the toilet again.

5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"

Well, In Pokemon Yellow he is, because he now learns Thunderbolt at level 25, which is quite a powerful attack. And he's cute and adorable. Still, he's obviously not as good a Pokemon as Charmander, who, even though he talks like a gib girls blouse and acts like a big girls blouse, will actually evolve into a decent Pokemon, and he'll listen to you if you're actually a good trainer, and don't give away all your best Pokemon for shit reasons. GO BACK AND GET BUTTERFREE, YOU JOBER! And Pigeot. And Primeape. And I hear that after Charizard finally starts listening to you, you give HIM away too. DO YOU HAVE TUMOUR PUSS FOR BRAINS ASH?

6. Kitty Liter

Big shiter.

7. broomrape

What Justin does.

8. enuresis

What Justin gets after a session of broomraping.

9. Macintosh

What Justin is going to through at me once he reads this.

10. Spread Eagle

Justin's favourite sexual positon.

11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

"Arse-biscuits".

Have fun!

I had more fun the time I accidently got my bollocks stuck in a dogs mouth.

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TSN
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The real question is what Liam was doing putting genitals into a dog to begin with...

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"Compared to you, every male on this ship is an expert on women!"
-Geordi LaForge to Wesley Crusher, TNG: "Sarek"


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Alshrim Dax
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Turns Back on PsyLiam's Post ~ Not funny!


1. Something weird just happened......

*** Britney Spears had a thought, but it slipped her mind ***


2. Why is it that everytime I turn on the radio, I hear the same three songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?

*** The Radio Station saves money by buying 3 CD's, using them for 3 months and then returning them unsatisfied for the next 3 CD's ***

3. Brother can you spare a dime?

*** I can't even afford my own time ***

4. Damnit Jim...

*** ... What the hell's the matter with you, other people die, why can't you just accept that you're dead!! ***

5. "Wow Professor Oak, Pikachu is the best of all!"

*** Let's kill them all ***

And some word associations.

6. Kitty Litter

*** Makes for good source of fiber ***

7. broomrape

*** ... Is cruel and unusual punishment ****

8. enuresis

*** Better get that checked!! ***

9. Macintosh

~ IMac Review ~ Go Here ~ Nuff Said!!!


10. Spread Eagle

*** If it taste like chicken ... ***

and to finish it off, a definition.

11. Antidisestablishmentarianism.

*** Gazountite ***

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- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax:

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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I may have to make this contest a little easier, since noone's passed. Unfortunately, it's hard to be perfect 11 times.
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide

[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited April 14, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited April 14, 2000).]


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Gaseous Anomaly
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HE GIVES CHARIZARD AWAY?!?!
What kind of knob is Ash??!

*Someone mail Justin. You know, just to see what answers he'd give.*

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Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services.
Stone: Services?
Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.

Brimstone. May it rest in syndication.



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Saiyanman Benjita
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Ya He gives him away, dude. Charizard finally stops frying up Ash to, well Ashes, and Ash dumps him like a bad habit. Butterfree is understandable, but Ash gives away Primeape just as he starts listening (and kicking some a$$, might I add.), he gives away Pidgeot, his most loyal pokemon (including Pikachu, cause Pidgeotto listened to Ash from the very beginning.), just after it evolved. Not to mention the fact that Ash doesn't take the opportunities to catch more pokemon (see-Zubat, Kabuto, Weedle, The entire Bug Pokemon episode from a couple of weeks ago.)

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide


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BlueElectron
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Dude, are you guys talking about pokemons?

~faint~

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Okey, okey, here's my question:

If you are an immortal, do you "rot" simply because of the
nuclear decay of the Carbon-14 particles inside your body?


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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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Squirtle is looking to be fairly loyal too, though....

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Do.
Or Do not.
There is no try.


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Jeff Raven
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You guys need to ween off the Pokemon stuff. Get some REAL anime, like Gundam Wing, or Nadesico, or Vision of Escaflowne, or Ghost in the Shell, or Rourouni Kenshin, or Blue Seed, or Kité, or Perfect Blue, or Flame of Recca or Evangelon, etc et. al.

If one loves prime rib, why eat on McDonald's hamburgers? Like McDonalds, Pokemon is bland, crude, and never looks as good as its avertised.

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Saiyanman Benjita
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One eats at McDonald's when there's nowhere else to go (i.e. you have 2.00 in your pocket and want a burger fries and a coke.) One watches Pokemon because it's the best thing our pathetic American television shows. (However Cartoon Network has pitted up newly-dubbed versions of DBZ up against the new Pokemon episodes, so I think popularity will lose out to the quality of a better cartoon. Same goes for Gundam Wing. However the other episodes of Pokemon are fitted into weak timeslots, so Pokemon increses in it's popularity by beating out the weaker shows (like Ronin Warriors). As for Ghost in the shell and the other anime you mentioned, some people just don't get it, so they don't know.

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide


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Gaseous Anomaly
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You know, I'd actually watch anime shows if they were ever broadcast over here - problem is kids would actually watch them and therefore have their feeble little minds incontrovertibly warped before pubesence sets in. One should always wait for pubesence for one's mind to get incontrovertibly warped.

Besides, I'd feel weird going into a video store and bringing home some anime that turns out to be some Manga filth. That's probably an over-reaction to something that's never happened. What are they called?

What about the good cartoons, like Gargoyles?
Roswell Conspiracies isn't half bad, or at least it wouldn't be if the audio heads on our video weren't screwed up. Mummies Alive is shite, and I honestly don't know what to make of Starship Troopers (again, the damned audio heads).

And the only reason I watch Pokemon is because, unlike many Europeans, I actually played the game before I saw the cartoon and was impressed by the close links the games and the cartoon share. That and the fact that it dominates nearly all the videos at home that don't have my name on them.

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Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services.
Stone: Services?
Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.

Brimstone. May it rest in syndication.



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