The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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QUAIL, MORTALS!
The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!
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Reporter: "Mr. Dorn, I see you've brought your own entertainment for the evening..."
Dorn: "Yeah!"
Reporter: "I see. You think you can handle these two beauties?"
Dorn: "A Klingon's pleasure threshold is much higher than a Human's... It will be a glorious battle!"
*girls giggle*
Reporter: "Huh?"
Dorn: *grabs Ryan's rear* "Qa'pla!!"
------------------ Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded." Delenn: "What mistake?" Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
------------------ "The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history." -- They Might Be Giants
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Dorn: "Santa was VERY good to me this year... Unwrapping them was my favorite part." *smug grin*
------------------ Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded." Delenn: "What mistake?" Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
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Dorn: "Whoa, I think that fish I had at dinner was a little undercooked..."
Farrel: "Why do you say that?"
Dorn: "There's a funny feeling in my stomach..."
Ryan: "Oh my God! I can feel it swimming around in there!"
Dorn: "Next time, I'll have to remember to chew my food more."
*hysterical laughter follows*
------------------ Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded." Delenn: "What mistake?" Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Dorn: If you need to find someone and don't know the number, dial 411 for directory assistance. Just look at me, before 411, I was a very lonely person. Thanks to 411, I've got my hands full...........
Girls: oooooooohhhhh........
Dorn: So dial 411, to reach out, and touch someone, literally. 50 cents per call, you must be 18 years of age or older.
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 29, 1999.]
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Michael Dorn: "I just want to say to all those guys in high school who beat me up because they thought I was a Drama Club sissy, now who's laughing?"
Registered: Mar 1999
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"You both win."
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