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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Uhura: Scotty, I'm picking up a transmission...Its an old terran TV show...

Scotty: Lass, Dinnae you know? TV'll rot yer brain. Turn it off.

Uhura: I suppose you're right. Who'd watch a show with such a silly name as "Star Trek"?

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Uhura: Sir, we've been banned from the porno sites.

Scotty: Kirk's not gonna like this...

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

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Cargile
Nobody Special
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Uhura: Spin the chair back around. I don't the logo is centered.
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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Uhura: "Ok, let's see...yellow, orange, red, green, blue...wait a minute. Roy G. Biv... Mr. Scott! Our spectrum is damaged!"

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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Uhura:No.

Scotty:Ooh, Please? If I beg ye nicely?

Uhura: NO.

Scotty:Well, why NOT, Lass?

Uhura:I'm not in the mood.

Scotty:All I'm asking for is your last bottle of whiskey .. now surely, a nice lass like you would love to hand over a bottle....

Uhura:GET YOUR OWN, little man ... and STOP LOOKING AT MY THIGH LIKE THAT.

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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The winner is Krenim. Runners-up are Jeff Raven and TSN.

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"I am greater than the stars for I know that they are up there and they do not know that I am down here." - William Temple

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