------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Parole Board: "Why are you wearing a shirt that says 'Die, Bart, Die'?"
Side Show Bob: "Oh, this? Oh no, it's German! For 'The Bart, The'!"
Parole Board: "Oh, well, someone's who's German can't be evil!"
Die = The in German.
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------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
------------------ "The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton "All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst "Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
And I think it was "anyone who speaks German can't be that bad".
Of course, "die" is also the feminine form of "the", but it was still a good joke... :-)
------------------ "I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..." -Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
------------------ The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love
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