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Vodka screwdrivers in a Super-Size McDonald's glass, which led to a car ride with a novice driver, two inebriated girls, and me and another drunk guy, a flashlight up my nose, some puking near a wrecked cop car, the loss of my MAC card, big boobies stuck between the front seats, and lying in a feild watching the stars spin.
------------------ "Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Tahna: well, that incident WAS one of the resons I quit drinking.
I fell obliged to mention that the person doing the driving was completely sober, though she was the ONLY sober person in the car. Don't drink and drive.
to continue the thread:
Hose-down.
------------------ "Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
(no offense here to any French Canadians on the forums)
------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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