------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
------------------ Teal'c: "I am a traitor to no-one." Jaffa woman: "Except your god!" Teal'c: "False god! Dead false god..." -Stargate: SG-1, "Into the Fire"
------------------ "...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.
------------------ So why don't we make a little room in my BMW babe Searching for some peace of mind Hey I'll help you find it I do believe that we are practicing the same religion - from the song "Fastlove"
(after American Ninja, American Kickboxer, American Samurai, American Shaolin, American Psycho... I was going to post the whole list but I found out there are 500+ more titles starting with "American". Whoops!)
------------------ Don't forget, I faked all the orgasms.
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I was once the ugly American in England..... I found the booze was GREAT!!!!, but with 10 Pounds to get from the middle of Germany to Liverpool all I did was drink..... Sorry to you English people, I was an ass.
------------------ Stupid bastards and religious freaks, so safe in their castle keeps...
------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
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