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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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No, there haven't been 100 CapComs, although it sometimes seems like it whenever I tabulate the results - but yesterday was the first anniversary! So, a return to the classic name. . .

Did this guy have a name? And who played him? And who cares anyway?

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jh
Ex-Member

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Blue guy: I'm a Lt. Commander, dammit. Collecting stool samples is an ensign's job. Get over here, Kim.

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"A screaming comes across the sky..."

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deadcujo
Spectator
Member # 13

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Blue Dude: "Alrighty...lemme figure this thing out, and we'll clear up that flesh virus in a jiffy!"

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The Unknown Vulcan

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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guy: "Made on Qo'noS?! What the hell?!"

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Paris: "Is there a problem, Commander?"

guy: "I think I've just injected myself w/ a quintuple dose of Viagra... Oh, yeah, there it goes..."

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Paris: Wrong way......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Doctor Guy: *to refelction in hyporspray* You're a tiger! You can do anything! You will survive all seven seasons! Roar!

Kim: 50 creds he dies within the next 15 minutes

Paris: Deal.

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Doctor:*girl voice* No no...leave me alone. *man voice* No, you are mine. *girl voice* No no...I hate you! Yet, I find you strangely attractive...

Paris: Sir!

Doctor: *hides the hypospray* What?!

Paris: You're needed on the bridge, sir.

Doctor: Knock on my door! Knock next time!

Paris: Yes, sir.

Doctor: Did you see anything?

Paris: No, sir. I didn't see you playing with your hypospray again.

Doctor: Good.

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Dammit, where's that mint spray? This must be it...... gotta date with Janeway soon.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Fitzgerald or something: "Why is my name not in the credits, O Hyopspray of Life?"

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Hypospray: "Haha! Now I've hypnotized you to be under my control!"

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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guy: Now repeat after me, Mr. Hypospray. "I'm a winner. Yes I am. I know I'm a winner. I love myself..."
*hold hypospray up to ear*
I KNEW you could!

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Paris: "Commander? Are you coming?"

guy: "This hypospray just talked to me..."

Kim: "What?!"

guy: "It said, 'My name is Mr. Weasel. Bow before my inferior powers.'"

Paris: "What say we leave him here?"

Kim: "Yes..."

*they leave as the guy stands the hypo upright on the table and bows down*

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Kim: "Sir? Captain Janeway requests that all hands report to designated shelter areas while we enter the Badlands."

Doctor: "What? Nonsense! Now, if you'll excuse us, I and the entire medical staff are going to have a nice picnic lunch by this EPS conduit."

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
--
They Might Be Giants

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Non-emergency Medical Human: "Well, Ensign Kim, I think you need 10cc's of Pez."

Paris: "But there's nothing wrong with him."

NMH: "No Pez for you!"

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