------------------ Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?" Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"
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The true reason why TOS ended: Captain Kirk ran out of redshirts and all the others in Starfleet refused to be transferred to the Enterprise.
------------------ "Everyone should speak English or just shut up, that's what I say!" - Calvin. This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
Since "Lower Decks" is about ensigns.."Ensigns of Command." Oh well, nevermind.
------------------ "Everyone should speak English or just shut up, that's what I say!" - Calvin. This post is sponsored in part by the Federation Starship Datalink
------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
------------------ "Yahweh likes to meddle in the affairs of us, as it makes him feel powerful, and he forgets the many years of torment he endured at Supreme Being Secondary School. Many a day would 'Thor - God of Thunder' & 'Mars - God of War' steal Yahweh's lunch money and hang him up by his breeches, all the while belittling Yahweh by insulting his very odd, and non-imposing God name, usually by adding a valley girl accent, and having it come out as 'yeah! way!'." -Ultra Magnus, 15-Dec-2000
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