WT - whiney British teenager
PS - Patrick Stewart
IB - Irate Brit

*intercom sizzle*
PS: Hello, I'm Patrick Stewart, star of TV's Star Trek: The Next Generation and the host of the documentary series MGM: When the Lion Roars.
WT: Okay, that's fine, sir, can I take your order?
PS: Yes, you can.
WT: And...what is your order, sir?
PS: I'll have a quarter pounder, with cheese, and a side order of fries...
WT: Would you like-
PS: ..and a filet o fish.
WT: Would you like a cold drink with that, sir?
PS: Yes! Yes. For the sake of the future of all mankind, I will have a small Sprite.
WT: Okay, sir, that's $5.20 could you proceed to the first window?
PS: The first window, the first portal to a new dimension - one greater, one more wonderous than our own!
WT: No, just the first window of the drive-thru, please, sir.
PS: Yes. Then so it is that I proceed to this...window of which you speak.
WT: Thank you sir.
*car accelerating*
PS: Approaching warp speed!
*sound of car crashing*
IB: What the f***?! Mate, did you just drive into the back o' me?
PS: Yes. It is so.
IB: Mate, are you some kind of f***ing comedian?
PS: I am Patrick Stewart.
IB: Mate, get out of the f***ing car.
PS: And so, with heavy heart, I hereby withdraw from the vehicle.
IB: Mate, look what you've done to my f***ing dukow(?)!
PS: You...accuse...me?
IB: My f***cking eye I do!
WT: Here's your order, sir.
PS: What manner of burger is this? And these...slivers of potato extract?
IB: Hey, chromedome, are you going to f***ing pay for my care or not, mate? *punches PS*
PS: Aah! I am...under attack!
IB: *punches PS again*
PS: I must...reason...with this...
*bottle breaking*
IB: Mate, you are talking out your f***ing arse! *punches PS again*
PS: Aah! And so, it is that I bid you...and your people...farewell *collapses*
IB: What a f***ing dipshit.

"Picard at McDonalds"

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"What happens on the edges of infinity, the never-never land of mathematics?"
-Miss Hodgin

I said no F***in' ketchup. Can't you get that straight? This is the third f***in' time you've done this to me.

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

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"What happens on the edges of infinity, the never-never land of mathematics?"
-Miss Hodgin

(oh, only two months until Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec comes out... *drool*)

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project

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"...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking
about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing." - Harlan Ellison.

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking"