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"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Second Brother, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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I'm quoting from memory, so don't kill me if I get a word or two wrong.
"And the Saint Atilla held the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Bless this, o Lord, Thine hand grenade, that with it Thou mayst blow Thine enemies into tiny bits, in Thy mercy...'" -Same monk, same movie
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"You know, despite his tiny penis, he really is a sex offender. You don't have any children, right? Good. You should keep them inside, when he's outside."
-Derek Harvie, to me, on Phil Giroux.
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quote:Jules Winnfield: Hand me my wallet. Pumpkin: Which one is it? Jules Winnfield: It's the one with "bad motherf**er" written on it.
Pulp Fiction (1994)
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-(Alex) "Finally Mr Connery, the category was numbers, and...you wrote the letter v. Well I'll tell you what, my friend, v IS a roman numeral, so despite your best efforts you answered correctly! Let's see what you wagered..."Suck it, Trebek"!? -(Sean) "Bwahahahaha!!!"
------------------ Here lies a toppled god, His fall was not a small one. We did but build his pedestal, A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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This was the noblest Roman of them all; All the conspirators save only he Did that they did in envy of great Caesar; He only in a general honest thought And common good to all, made one of them. His life was gentle, and the elements So mixed in him that nature might stand up And say to all the world, "This was a man!"
Shakespeare, Julius Caesar Act 4 Scene 5
There. Now, how about we start getting some PROPER quotes in here. I mean, Jeopardy, for fuck's sake. . .
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"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage, at the dying of the light." Dylan Thomas, "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night.
One of my favorite poems, by the way.
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ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.
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