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"Take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!"
I don't know where it comes from, but I do know that it is from an 80's rock 'n' roll song.
------------------ Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians! Me: I have a camcorder. Nic: But no lesbians. Me: Ahhh... no. Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
quote:Homer Simpson: I! Hate! You! Walt! Freaking! Whitman! "Leaves of Grass," my ass!
------------------ "There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." ~ George W. Bush, Deer-In-The-Headlights of the United States
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"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!"
- 'The Devil', The Devil's Advocate
On a side note: I think it's time for a new thread.
------------------ Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...." Max: "And?" Terry: "I forgot." Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one." Terry: "They're all boring."
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a site, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
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------------------ "Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"
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Contrary to popular (i.e. Simon's) belief, those lines are from the song "Paradise City". Same album as "Welcome to the Jungle", but not at all the same song.
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------------------ Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...." Max: "And?" Terry: "I forgot." Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one." Terry: "They're all boring."
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