Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343
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"Mr. Accident"
------------------ "Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.
------------------ "I am slightly disturbed that a news station in the US would use the phrase 'to the max'. What's next? CNN saying 'Totally righteous murders?' BBC News 'Dude, like people were wasted yesterday'. The Times reporting 'Iraq bombed! For Great Justice!'?" -Liam Kavanagh, 22.Feb.2001
------------------ "This is such an amazingly minor complaint. Does anyone actually watch episodes anymore, or is it just a notebook + pause button exercise these days?" -Sol System on what constitutes modern day Star Trek watching, 02-22-01
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
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Big fat hairy deal.
------------------ We are Siamese if you please We are Siamese if you don't please We are former residents of Siam There are no finer cats than we am
We are Siamese with very dainty claws Please observing paws containing dainty claws Now we lookin' over our new domicile If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
------------------ "Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning, If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three! -Queer As Folk, UK
Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122
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The Meaning of Life, Part 1b. The Third World.
------------------ We are Siamese if you please We are Siamese if you don't please We are former residents of Siam There are no finer cats than we am
We are Siamese with very dainty claws Please observing paws containing dainty claws Now we lookin' over our new domicile If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
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This should be in the Quote one, but since someone else brought up Monty Python...
"All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom. He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small, All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid-- Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small, Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all.
Amen"
-----Monty Python Sings album
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited March 03, 2001).]
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