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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus.
Thank you and enjoy the show.

View Askew disclaimer "Dogma"

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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"If you catch him, PLEASE... I would love to eat his cookies...with some fava beans and a nice chilled Fresca! *slmthpthpshslbtsth*"

-F. Murray Abraham, "Loaded Weapon I"

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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There was only one catch, and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

- Joseph Heller, Catch-22

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001


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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Ok, so VP snuck in and even knowing such, I still have to do cookies:

quote:
[praying] Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever. [brief pause] Thy bidding will be done.

Homer Simpson

Otherwise:

quote:
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison (1995)
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"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
~ George W. Bush, Deer-In-The-Headlights of the United States

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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"For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet, Cybertron. But now, you shall witness its dismemberment."

- Orson Welles as Unicron, Transformers: The Movie.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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"Remember that I have power; you believe yourself miserable, but I can make you so wretched that the light of day will be hateful to you. You are my creator, but I am your master."
- Frankenstein's Monster

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- `OverTheEdge'


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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"Everybody here is a freak. And if you disagree you're even weirder."
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The Dismemberment Plan

Or, if you prefer:

"But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet she didn't even dare to say hello."
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Schoolhouse Rock!

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I will shout until they know what I mean.
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Sol System
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Damnation!

Fine.

"'The skies begin to boil!' he cried. 'Nature collapses into the screaming void! In twenty seconds' time, the Universe itself will be at an end! See where the light of infinity bursts in upon us!'"
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The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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I will shout until they know what I mean.
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Neutral Milk Hotel
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!



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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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"Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and seem to have the greatest deference for you; but, though they may ask it, you never find them following your advice upon their own affairs; nor allowing you to manage your own, without thinking that you should follow theirs. Thus, in fact, they all think themselves wiser than you, whatever they may say."

-Lord Melbourne (The Nebula, I think)

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"'It's a marvelous thought,' he rattled on, 'to see so many of you here tonight�no, isn't it, though? Yes, absolutely marvelous. Because I know that so many of you come here time and time again, which I think is really wonderful, to come and watch this final end of everything, and then return home to your own eras...and raise families, strive for new and better societies, fight terrible wars for what you know to be right.... It really gives one hope for the future of all lifekind. Except of course'�he waved at the blitzing turmoil above and around them�'that we know it hasn't got one....'"
-ibid.

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Ignore UM's post, since it's obvious that mine took longer to type, and is funnier, anyway. :-)

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.


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Jay the Obscure
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quote:
A university is not a service station. Neither is it a political society, nor a meeting place for political societies. With all its limitations and failures, and they are invariably many, it is the best and most benign side of our society insofar as that society aims to cherish the human mind.

Richard Hofstadter, Professor of American History, Columbia University

OR

quote:
Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies; but the compelling force of all times has been the force of originality and creation rofoundly affecting the roots of human spirit.

Ansel Adams

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"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
~ George W. Bush, Deer-In-The-Headlights of the United States


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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
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"I shall weweice Wodewik!" Jews laugh.
"Sir, we have no Roderick"
"We have no Wodewik!" Jews fall over in laughter

Pontius Pilate "Life of Brian"

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

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"So... your father was a Woman?"
-ibid.

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars.

- Revelation Ch.12, v.1

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001


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