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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Here we go again, with a little offering I picked up in alt.binaries.startrek a while ago - nowadays they just post multi-part RealPlayer files of recent Voyager eps. Trawl through 6,000 message headers? Not me! It's a shame, they had some good images and sounds usedto appear there. . .

Meanwhile, I'm thinking again of collecting all the previous CapComs together somewhere, and I need some ideas for an individual page design - anyone feel inspired? No need to write a page, a simple picture of what you think it could look like will do.

Anyway, here's the pic. Judging next Wednesday.

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- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001


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Malnurtured Snay
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Spock: Captain, I am ... amazed. My tricorder indicates that Sol System is indeed bigger than you are.

Kirk: NOOO!

McCoy: Relax, Jim, many men feel insecure about the size of their penis. But size doesn't matter. It's how you use it.

Spock: Or, as your earth females like to say, it is the 'motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat.' Quite illogical, really. Bigger is better.

Kirk: Shut up, both of you.


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First of Two
Better than you
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K, S,& M Discover the dusty remains of an ancient Earth electronic game...

Kirk: Analysis, Mr. Spock. Can you make it function?

Spock: I'm reading something here... All... your base... are belong... to us?

Kirk: What can it mean?

McCoy: *thinking* . o O (I'm NOT gonna say "I'm a Doctor, not a Translator." I'm NOT gonna say it...)

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Spock: Apparently you've discovered one of Nurse Chapel's... devices. I'm sorry, Jim, but you've been beaten out by a tool.

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh


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Jeff Raven
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Kirk: Spock, I think you've had enough.

Spock: One moment, Captain, I'm battling Snorlax with my Pikachu.

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh


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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Spock: We get signal.

Kirk: What!

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Spock begins singing Backstreet Boys songs as Kirk and McCoy contemplate suicide.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."


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Jeff Raven
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Spock: Blasted device! You shall not thwart me, Rubik's Cube!

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh


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Jeff Raven
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Liam: What have you got there, Lee?

Lee: A special device that smites people. *sets targets on First of Two and Krenim*

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh


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Krenim
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Spock: We appear to be in some sort of voidlike void.

McCoy: Well duh...

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01


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Krenim
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Survivor: The Void

McCoy: I think we should vote Sulu out next. What do you think, Spock?

Spock: Do not interrupt me, Doctor. I am trying to fashion a fishing pole out of this tricorder.

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01


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Epoch
Geology Rocks
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Spock: I'm sorry captain but the scan shows that you don't have a heart.

Kirk: WOOHOO GUILT FREE!

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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.



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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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(Bones) -Ok, Jim you're up. Go, Spock!
(Spock) -Former dictator, goes through many hairstyles, LOVES quoting literature.
(Kirk ) -*frowns* Um, damnit, it's just on the tip of my tongue...
(Bones) -Spock, better cover your ears...

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Kirk: Well...

Spock: One moment please Captain.

McCoy: You still have the receipt Jim?

Kirk: Of course I do. But...damn it. This really burns my butt.

Spock: Fascinating picture that. However Captain, back to the question at hand. Regardless of what the Radioshack salesperson told you, this is not a DVD device. Clearly, you have been, as they say, taken to the cleaners.

Kirk: Oh, someone is going to get phasered over this one...

Spock: Hmm. Anyway, as I was saying, this device in fact appears to be a mish mash of electronic wiring thrown together with external buttons which light up at random intervals to give the illusion...

McCoy: You mean???

Spock: Yes Doctor, just like our set.

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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns

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Jay the Obscure
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Spock: Stupid Tricorder...be more funny.

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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns


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