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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Spock: "Today's Latest News. Federation destroyed by Klingon and Romulan Alliance"

Kirk and McCoy: *GASP*

Spock: Hahahaha...... gotcha..... just love these novelty items, huh?

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."


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Hobbes
 Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat 
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Kirk: "Come on Spock, we need to get back to the Enterprise."

Spock: "One moment Captain, T'Xing is about to find out that Selik is having an affair with her twin sister T'Pring while she was going through the Kolinahr ritual."

McCoy: "Dammit you green-blooded.... we don't time have time for Vulcan soaps."

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Michael Dracon
aka: NightWing or Altair
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Kirk: "Red, Red, Yellow, Black."

Spock: "That is, as you say, not it."

Bones: "Try: Red, Black, Yellow, Red."

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)


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Michael Dracon
aka: NightWing or Altair
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Spock: "I'm sorry captain. As you can see this one only plays tapes."

Kirk: "Damnit! I need one which can play CD's..."

Bones: "I told you to go for the Mustang, I saw CD cases on the passenger seat."

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)


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Mikey T
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Kirk: Spock, let's go!! We don't have time for this. We need to rescue the hostages.

Spock: Hold on captain, I am attempting to make this device work, but it seems to be low on batteries.

Kirk: Take it with you and have Scotty fix the power problem.

McCoy: Why don't you just borrow batteries from Kirk... he has plenty of battery powered devices in his quarters like his martini stirer...

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK


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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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"battery-powered devices"? I can't see the end of this...

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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McCoy: Have you established a better connection yet.

Spock: Please be patient Doctor, I am working to solve the problem regardeing the poor feed.

Kirk: Calm down Bones, he needs his space to work.

Spock: Ah, there, I have established a clear video feed. It seems to be video from an old Earth source....

McCoy: Do we ever receive any other kind?

Krik: Shut it Bones.

Spock: Hmm, this looks interesting.

Kirk: Is it archived footage of the devistating biological conflicts of the late 20th century? Damned Yangs and Kohms.

McCoy: Or is is film of a beautifual young woman who runs a soup kitched who needs help to cross the street only to do so would mess up the time line?

Spock: It is neither gentlemen.

Kirk: Well, what is it?

Spock: Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends

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I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you! Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble
~ C. Montgomery Burns

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Michael Dracon
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Spock: "28 k8?"

Bones: "What's a k8?"

Kirk: "It must be something small, because you can fit 28 of them in there."

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)


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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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McCoy: Alright you green blooded sonofabitch, you've been staring at that thing for ages. What is it?

Kirk: It's not mine!

Spock: It's an earth gadget called a penis enlarger

Kirk: It's not mine!

Spock: There's a receipt here in the name of James Kirk

Kirk: Give that to me, it was supposed to be a present for Chekov.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3

What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 06, 2001).]


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Spock: Okay, let's try this ..... *presses button*

Clone of Kirk: *raises right hand and gives the finger*

Bones: Cool! Try another button

Spock: Let's try this ..... *presses another button*

Clone of Kirk: Hey Baby, you and me, my quarters, right now, on the double. And that's an order.

Spock: Phase two to take over the world is now complete. Our plan is proceeding according to schedule.

Bones: For once I couldn't agree with you more.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 05, 2001).]


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Mikey T
Driven
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McCoy: Are you done yet?

Spock: No doctor, please have patience. I have two left to download.

Kirk: What is taking so long?

Spock: Captain, I am trying to download all of *Nsync's songs for free before Napster closes.

McCoy: Couldn't you do that when we get back on the Enterprise?

Kirk: He can't, we upgraded to Windows XP and the computer always tries to make him use Windows Media Player 7. Damn that Bill Gates...damn him to hell!!!!!

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK


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Mikey T
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Kirk: How far are we from the location?

Spock: About 1Km captain. Security is minimal and I detect no shields or damping fields in or around the complex except a transporter deflector. Shall I proceed then?

Kirk: Do it. Make sure we have a clear visual.

McCoy: I can't believe you didn't just pay for the damn Britney Spears concert tickets. Are you planning to save up for the Women of Wrestling Bitch O Rama charity event next week?

Kirk: Actually I was going to buy a new captain's chair but now I will.

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Spock: It appears to be a divining device.

Kirk: Does it really work?

Device: 'All signs point to yes.'

Kirk: Amazing. I'm going to ask another question: Will I be famous for something other than an old science fiction captain?

Device:'Situation doubtful'

Kirk: Damn.

McCoy: My turn- Will I get to shack up with Nurse Chapel?

Device: 'Not Likely.'

Spock: Am I the greatest, mack-daddiest, coolest Vulcan that ever lived in the Galaxy?

Device: 'Yes.'

Spock: I think its working perfectly, Captain.

Device: 'Affirmative.'

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh


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Kirk: Well, Spock? Is the X-Ray vision working?

Spock: Yes Captain. Hmmm.

McCoy: Well, what is it you pointy eared computer?

Spock: Fascinating. I did not know Nurse Chapel does not wear underwear.

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"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make them my friends?" - Abraham Lincoln

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair." - Arnold Toynbee

"Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity." - Anonymous

"Our bombs are smarter than [George W. Bush]. At least they can find Kuwait." - A. Whitney Brown


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Hobbes
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So Lee, who won?

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