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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

posted

Yup, I've bravely fought monsters and demons to bring you this brand spanking new GuestCom

And the theme is... Dodgy Scanned In Photos From Magazines.

Apologies for the quality, but my scanner sucks. I'll accept donations for a new one.

And finally...

Be pleased I cut the bottom off of this.

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 12, 1999.]

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

posted

Worf: *hands Gowron conspicuous object below camera level*

Gowron: "What is this?"

Worf: *hushed voice* "Prune juice."

Gowron: *raises glass, drinks, finds revolting* "For this I will not forgive... or forget."

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

Gowron: And yes, your butt does look big in that.

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

posted

*beat everyone to it*

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

Gowron: "Living amongst the Federation has weakened you Worf. I am a true Klingon! I will not use this 'you-ree-nal.' The floor is good enough for me."

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
--
They Might Be Giants

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

posted

Gowron: Please?

Worf: No.

Gowron: Why not?

Worf: You can only come out of the corner after you've learned your lesson and become a good little Chancellor.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

posted

Worf: Keep them busy, Blackarachnia, yes...

Gowron: Huh?

Worf: I shall effect a more "permanent" solution...

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

posted

I'll bite, what ep was that Krenim?

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

posted

*As Worf and Gowron pee on the floor, Gowron takes a peek at Worf's to see if it's bigger*

Worf:Look again and I will have MORE than a good reason to kill you.

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

Gowron: "Worf. You have been eating what the humans call 'baked beans,' haven't you?"

Worf: "And you've been eating gagh."

Gowron: "We will speak of this to no one."

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

Gowron: "Does Jadzia suspect?"

Worf: "No, but until I'm ready to tell her, we must keep meeting in secret."

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

posted

Worf: "Did you just say my butt looks big?"

Gowron: "Er... Yes."

Worf: "It's BUM! My bum looks big!"

Gowron: "You said it..."

Worf: "D'oh!"

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"I KNOW I'm dense..."
-a certain anonymous administrator

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

posted

And bonus points to Tim there for getting the word right. I'm English, I don't say butt. Details people...

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

Gowron: "Aha! I have beaten you in our game of "chase the little blue soap thing!"

Worf: "I do not wish to play anymore."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

Worf: "You have nothing to feel superior about. In fact, you are a hologram. You have a mobile emitter on your sleeve."

Gowron: *looks* "Holy Guacamole! I do believe you're right!"

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